Back Minor Prophets
Chapters (50)
  1. Cover
  2. Chapter 1
  3. Chapter 2
  4. Chapter 3
  5. Chapter 4
  6. Chapter 5
  7. Chapter 6
  8. Chapter 7
  9. Chapter 8
  10. Chapter 9
  11. Chapter 10
  12. Chapter 11
  13. Chapter 12
  14. Chapter 13
  15. Chapter 14
  16. Chapter 15
  17. Chapter 16
  18. Chapter 17
  19. Chapter 18
  20. Chapter 19
  21. Chapter 20
  22. Chapter 21
  23. Chapter 22
  24. Chapter 23
  25. Chapter 24
  26. Chapter 25
  27. Chapter 26
  28. Chapter 27
  29. Chapter 28
  30. Chapter 29
  31. Chapter 30
  32. Chapter 31
  33. Chapter 32
  34. Chapter 33
  35. Chapter 34
  36. Chapter 35
  37. Chapter 36
  38. Chapter 37
  39. Chapter 38
  40. Chapter 39
  41. Chapter 40
  42. Chapter 41
  43. Chapter 42
  44. Chapter 43
  45. Chapter 44
  46. Chapter 45
  47. Chapter 46
  48. Chapter 47
  49. Chapter 48
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

It stood a leaning, crumpled two stories, gutters hanging off the roof, the chimney caved in. The windows were all busted out with garbage bags and cardboard taped over them, and the front door barely hung on its hinges. I followed George inside, the boards bending under my every step. In the living room the TV played talk shows while the Urquhart girl slept on the couch, snoring. Somewhere up a creaky flight of stairs with a busted railing I heard the sound of a baby crying. I wondered where its mother and father were, who else was up there in the darkened rooms.

“Stop gawking and come on,” said George. He led me to the kitchen, where the Urquhart grandmother was waiting on me. The place was filthy—dishes piled up in the sink, a refrigerator grumbling in a corner, the thick scent of something odd bubbling on the stove. The grandmother sat at a little round table, squat and hunched over as a mole. She wore a dirty blue dress and had a big warty nose that made her look like one of those cheap fortune-tellers you see in New Orleans. She had an old yellow-paged legal pad and a Bic pen in front of her. The room was dark, a single purple candle burning on the table between us.

“Welcome,” she said, “to this shithole I call home. Have you a seat.”

“Thanks,” I said. “I guess.”

I sat down across from her. George stood over by the refrigerator and lit a cigarette. He leaned against the wall, this weird smirk on his face, just watching me.

“It wasn’t always like this, you know,” said Mrs. Urquhart. “Not ten years ago, this was a good place to live.”

“What happened?”

“Used to be I cared,” she said. “Used to be I had some pride in myself, in my family. But we’re cursed, I understand that. There’s no fighting time, what it does to you. So I gave up on trying to be respectable. Now all I want is my boy back.”

“Your boy?” I said. “You mean Carl?”

“Mmm-hmm. My boy.”

“Well, I don’t know where Carl is,” I said, “so I don’t see how I can help you.”

Mrs. Urquhart shut her eyes a minute and hummed to herself like she was saying some kind of weird prayer. I looked over at George, but he just frowned and sucked on his cigarette. All the while Mrs. Urquhart kept on humming.