‘Be quiet!’ Antsy snarled. ‘Someone’s out there! Snuffling around!’

A huge shape loomed into view directly in front of the sergeant, who let out a yelp and leapt back, almost stumbling into the fire in his gibbering retreat.

‘It’s that bhederin bull!’ Hedge shouted. ‘Hey, Detoran! Your date’s arrived – ow! Gods, what did you just hit me with, woman? A mace? A Hood-cursed – your fist? Liar! Antsy, this soldier almost broke my head! Can’t take a joke – ow! Ow!’

‘Leave off him,’ Picker ordered. ‘Someone shoo that beast away—’

‘This I gotta see,’ Blend chortled. ‘Two thousand pounds of horns, hooves and cock—’

‘Enough of that,’ Picker said. ‘There’s delicate ears present, lass. Look, you got Detoran all blushing in between punching Hedge senseless.’

‘I’d say the high colour was exertion, Corporal. The sapper’s got some good dodging tactics – oh, well, all right, so he missed slipping that one. Ouch.’

‘Ease up, Detoran!’ Picker bellowed. ‘He ain’t seeing straight any more as it is and you’d better start hoping it ain’t permanent damage you done there!’

‘Aye,’ Spindle added. ‘The lad’s got cussers in that bag of his and if he can’t throw straight...’

That was enough to make Detoran drop her fists and step back. Hedge reeled about drunkenly then sat with a heavy thump, blood streaming from his broken nose. ‘Can’t take a joke,’ he mumbled through puffed lips. A moment later he keeled over.

‘Terrific,’ Picker muttered. ‘If he ain’t come to in the morning and we gotta march, guess who’s pulling the travois, Detoran?’

The large woman scowled and turned away to find her bedroll.

‘Who’s injured?’ a high voice piped up.

The soldiers looked up to see Mallet, wrapped in a blanket, totter into the firelight. ‘I heard punching.’

‘The boiled crayfish is awake,’ Spindle observed. ‘Guess you won’t nap on any more sunward hillsides, eh, Healer?’

‘It’s Hedge,’ Picker said. ‘Rubbed Detoran’s fur the wrong way. Slumped by the fire – see him?’

Nodding, Mallet hobbled to the sapper’s side. ‘Alarming image you conjured there, Corporal.’ He crouched, began examining Hedge. ‘Hood’s breath! Busted nose, fractured jaw ... and concussed, too – the man’s done a quiet puke.’ He glared over at Picker. ‘Didn’t anybody think to stop this little argument?’

With a soft grunt, the bhederin bull wheeled away and thumped off into the darkness.

Mallet’s head snapped around. ‘What by Fener’s hoof was that?

‘Hedge’s rival,’ Blend murmured. ‘Probably saw enough to take his chances elsewhere.’

Sighing, Picker leaned back, watching Mallet tend to the unconscious sapper. Squad’s not gelling too good. Antsy ain’t no ‘Whiskeyjack, Spindle ain’t Quick Ben, and I ain’t no Corporal Kalam neither. If there was a best of the best among the Bridgeburners, it was the Ninth. Mind you, Detoran could stand toe to toe with Trotts . . .