Chapters (64)
Bumping and unfurling their way down the cliff face, the twin ladders unravelled, stopping just short of the place where Cheek stood.
Jess sprang on to one, scuttling up with all the agility of a champion climber, calling out as she went. “Wait there, I’ll go to the top and make sure all is secure.”
Sir Harry came winging down. He stood counting the shrewcakes as the cooks laid them on the grass to cool. Satisfied the total was correct, he turned to Matthias.
“Our business is concluded,
You’ve paid me what I’m due.
The journey ahead is perilous,
Good fortune go with you.”
Jess waved all clear from the top. Matthias and Log-a-Log mounted the rope ladders and began to climb.
“Good luck and good eating to you, Sir Harry,” the warrior mouse called back. “I hope we meet again.” The poetic owl bit into a shrewcake. He burned his tongue on the hot liquid honey but carried on eating and muttering,
“Those that venture upward,
Are only the brave and insane.
Though I hate to predict,
From the path that you’ve picked,
I doubt that we’ll meet again.”
Matthias was too far up the rope ladder to hear. He was intent on reaching the plateau, regardless of what lay in store.
30
Foremole and his crew erected a barrier across the corridor next to the first-floor dormitory. The industrious creatures had brought lots of special mole equipment with them, and they began laying a surprise for any intruders who ventured down the spiral staircase towards the barricade. Foremole smiled and chuckled as he supervised.
“Yurr, Jarge, lay it on good’n’eavy across yon stairs. Rooter, you’m sprinkle aplenty stonedust o’er the top. Hurr, slap ’er on, Gaffer, doant be stingy with it. Ho arr, oi’d dearly loik to see anybeast put paw or claw atop o’ that liddle lot.”
Shaking with glee, the moles stood back to admire their work. The bottom six steps had been liberally smeared and coated with a thick layer of Blackmole Tunnel Grease and Rockslide Burgoo mixture, a combination which often proved invaluable to tunnelling moles when they encountered immovable stones. Over the top of this was sprinkled a fine layer of sandstone dust. To the casual eye it looked exactly like a normal sandstone stair. Fine blackened tripwires had been stretched across the stairwell on the seventh and eighth steps. Immediately in front of the barrier, facing the stairs, two green saplings were fixed in wall torch brackets, bent back and held by a restraining rope, between them was tied an old blanket loaded with a mixture of stones, soil and a special vegetable compound, mainly stinkwort and wild garlic pounded together with dogs mercury plant.
Foremole covered his nose as he patted the huge catapult gently. “Ahurr hurr, we’m woant ’ave to lissen for ’em after this!”
