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Chapters (57)
  1. REGENCY ERA PRAISE FOR…
  2. MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES:
  3. Dedication
  4. MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES
  5. Chapter I
  6. Chapter II
  7. Chapter III
  8. Chapter IV
  9. Chapter V
  10. Chapter VI
  11. Chapter VII
  12. Chapter VIII
  13. Chapter IX
  14. Chapter X
  15. Chapter XI
  16. Chapter XII
  17. Chapter XIII
  18. Chapter XIV
  19. Chapter XV
  20. Chapter XVI
  21. Chapter XVII
  22. Chapter XVIII
  23. Chapter XIX
  24. Chapter XX
  25. Chapter XXI
  26. Chapter XXII
  27. Chapter XXIII
  28. Chapter XXIV
  29. Chapter XXV
  30. Chapter XXVI
  31. Chapter XXVII
  32. Chapter XXVIII
  33. Chapter XXIX
  34. Chapter XXX
  35. Chapter XXXI
  36. Chapter XXXII
  37. Chapter XXXIII
  38. Chapter XXXIV
  39. Chapter XXXV
  40. Chapter XXXVI
  41. Chapter XXXVII
  42. Chapter XXXVIII
  43. Chapter XXXIX
  44. Chapter XL
  45. Chapter XLI
  46. Chapter XLII
  47. Chapter XLIII
  48. Chapter XLIV
  49. Chapter XLV
  50. Chapter XLVI
  51. Chapter XLVII
  52. Chapter XLVIII
  53. APPENDIX
  54. APPENDIX 2
  55. Author’s After-Note
  56. About the Harridan
  57. Scholarly Footnotes

“Why should you dare say that?” (smiling). “Do you want to be told that you are only unlike other people in being more wise and discreet?”

“No,” replied Fanny with a sigh, breaching a certain taboo subject. “I am indeed unlike other people—for I seem to observe and perceive certain things that others do not, and to be unaffected by certain other things that everyone else is affected by.”

Edmund became serious. “Of what do you speak, Fanny?”

And Fanny could not hold back any longer. “Oh, cousin!” she exclaimed. “Did you not yourself unveil to me the dark Curse of this household, when we were but children? You would speak innocently and at length of it then. You would make plans for how to confront and Exorcise the evil! But now, it seems, your memory and your vision have both closed up, and you are hardly aware of the compounding unnatural strangeness that has been going on at Mansfield Park! Miss Crawford is a vampire! Your own aunt, Mrs. Norris, and I dare say Mr. Rushworth, are both blatant werewolves (and everyone knows about those two and yet you all chuse to overlook the fact, and the relentless growling)! Your mother is possessed by some unspeakable ancient Egyptian force and frequently speaks in tongues! Just yesterday, Mr. Yates had an army of beetles coming out of his mouth! And—and Lord Eastwind? Why is it that no one notices him, when he is surely at the heart of it all?”

“Why, hush, Fanny! Please, be not so loud, when you speak of the Curse,” Edmund began to whisper. And then grew silent in consternation. A moment later he added, “Wait—Lord East Who?”

In that very instant, Fanny wanted to take herself upstairs to her little room and repeatedly strike her forehead against the wall or the little writing-desk. . . .

“Lord Eastwind,” she repeated in a loud intense whisper, and pointed. “Look, Edmund! Look, in the name of all that is good and right, look over there—see him? He is sitting in that chair next to Lady Bertram.”

But Edmund blinked, and leaned forward. “Fanny, dearest Fanny, I am sorry, but I do not see who you speak of. Indeed, there is no one there—”

In that moment Lord Eastwind, as though aware he was the subject of discussion, turned his attention from Lady Bertram and gave Fanny his unblinking gaze, and then, a subtle smile.

Unwilling to speak of the Curse, Edmund changed the subject to rather surprising, new, and happier things.

“Ask your uncle what he thinks of you, Fanny, and you will hear compliments.”

Such language was so new to Fanny that it quite embarrassed her.