Back Malamander
Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. EERIE-ON-SEA
  6. THE GRAND NAUTILUS HOTEL
  7. VIOLET PARMA
  8. THE CAMERALUNA
  9. LOST LUGGAGE
  10. A COIN FOR THE MERMONKEY
  11. THE EERIE BOOK DISPENSARY
  12. IN WHICH A BOOK IS DISPENSED
  13. COPROLITES AND CUTTLEFISH
  14. SEEGOL’S DINER
  15. THE SIGHTING
  16. EXOTIC ERRATICS
  17. MRS FOSSIL’S BUCKET
  18. WHAT A BEACHCOMBER KNOWS
  19. BOATHOOKS
  20. THE MALAMANDER EGG
  21. JENNY HANNIVER
  22. THE MONSTER HUNT
  23. CLOSE ENCOUNTER
  24. DR THALASSI
  25. LEVIATHAN
  26. THE MUSEUM OF EERIE
  27. MR MOLLUSC
  28. A KRAKEN’S-EYE VIEW
  29. MYSTERIOUS VISITORS
  30. A STUDY IN VIOLET
  31. FEAR AND VAPOUR
  32. SILVER-TIPPED
  33. THE ACHILLES SPOT
  34. THE MISSING PAGE
  35. PETER PARMA’S MAGNUM OPUS
  36. DODGY BUSINESS
  37. WILL-O’-THE-SEA-WISP
  38. WARSHIP
  39. THE MALAMANDER’S LAIR
  40. THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
  41. A WINDOW TO THE PAST
  42. CAPTAIN KRAKEN
  43. A STRANGE AND EERIE LIGHT
  44. WENDY
  45. ERWIN’S PAW
  46. ABOOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. Copyright

I jump to my feet, pushing my cap out of my eyes, but Boathook Man is between me and the window now, bringing his hook hand up again. I grab something from the nearest crate – an old silver tea tray – and hold it like a shield just as the hook comes crashing down. I see the underside of the tray bulge and split as the hook punctures it. The tray is wrenched from my hand.

The man bellows with fury. I’m running now, straight for the window, but I don’t think I’ll make it.

Then something white flashes past me and flies up at Boathook Man. It spits and hisses and wraps itself around the man’s face. I look back and realize what it is.

“Erwin!”

The cat is attacking the old mariner’s head ferociously, raking at him with his claws. But instead of blood, only water spouts from the wounds.

“Come on!” shouts Vi, and I don’t need telling again. I grab her hand and she pulls me out onto the roof. Or, rather, the narrow stretch of roof below the windowsill. The snowy ground four storeys below wavers before my eyes.

The Boathook Man finally gets his hand on Erwin, and the poor cat is flung to one side.

I wish I could do something to help Erwin, but it’s all I can do to edge away from the window before Boathook Man lunges at it, his face a blank roar, his beard streaming with salt water from his torn face. He thrusts his hook hand forward again but the tray is still stuck to it and it catches on the window.

“Don’t look down!” says Vi, pulling me further along, her feet braced against the lead guttering. It bulges with our combined weight. The roof is steep, and the tiles offer no grip whatsoever.

“Where should I look, then?” I gasp, as the guttering makes another groan. “Back?”

I give “back” a try and instantly regret it – Boathook Man is already climbing out of the window, the tray shaken free of his hook.

“The next-door roof looks flatter,” says Vi. “And it’s only a small jump.”

“Jump?” I say.

But what choice do we have?

Boathook Man is standing on the guttering now, which shrieks and twists as the metal gives under his watery bulk. And I’m not far enough away. He raises his hook hand to strike at me yet again, so I duck…

Then something happens that changes everything.

An object flashes over my head.

It’s one of Sebastian Eels’ steel harpoons.

If I hadn’t been ducking at that moment, the harpoon wouldn’t have been flashing over anything, because it would have been going straight through me!

Instead, it strikes the roof tiles above with a crack, sending up an explosion of snow, before ricocheting back …

… and clonking Boathook Man in the face.