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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. EERIE-ON-SEA
  6. THE GRAND NAUTILUS HOTEL
  7. VIOLET PARMA
  8. THE CAMERALUNA
  9. LOST LUGGAGE
  10. A COIN FOR THE MERMONKEY
  11. THE EERIE BOOK DISPENSARY
  12. IN WHICH A BOOK IS DISPENSED
  13. COPROLITES AND CUTTLEFISH
  14. SEEGOL’S DINER
  15. THE SIGHTING
  16. EXOTIC ERRATICS
  17. MRS FOSSIL’S BUCKET
  18. WHAT A BEACHCOMBER KNOWS
  19. BOATHOOKS
  20. THE MALAMANDER EGG
  21. JENNY HANNIVER
  22. THE MONSTER HUNT
  23. CLOSE ENCOUNTER
  24. DR THALASSI
  25. LEVIATHAN
  26. THE MUSEUM OF EERIE
  27. MR MOLLUSC
  28. A KRAKEN’S-EYE VIEW
  29. MYSTERIOUS VISITORS
  30. A STUDY IN VIOLET
  31. FEAR AND VAPOUR
  32. SILVER-TIPPED
  33. THE ACHILLES SPOT
  34. THE MISSING PAGE
  35. PETER PARMA’S MAGNUM OPUS
  36. DODGY BUSINESS
  37. WILL-O’-THE-SEA-WISP
  38. WARSHIP
  39. THE MALAMANDER’S LAIR
  40. THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
  41. A WINDOW TO THE PAST
  42. CAPTAIN KRAKEN
  43. A STRANGE AND EERIE LIGHT
  44. WENDY
  45. ERWIN’S PAW
  46. ABOOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. Copyright

“You know how people go to see a doctor to get medicine?” I say. “Well, this is the same, only with books. The stories are like the medicine, see?”

But I can tell from Violet’s face that she doesn’t.

“You know,” I say, scooping up the rubbish from the bed and flicking the coin to Violet, “I think it would be best if I took you there to see for yourself.”

THE EERIE BOOK DISPENSARY

IT HAS ALREADY STARTED SNOWING as we head out into the twisting streets of Eerie-on-Sea. Only, because this is the seaside in winter, don’t go imagining a pretty snow-globe flurry. The snow is like a swarm of icy bees – stinging our eyes and trying to get up our noses.

“Is it always this cold?” says Violet, shouting above the wind.

I shrug, though you probably can’t tell because of my big coat. And it’s not my coat, exactly – like Violet, I’ve borrowed one from lost property. All signed out, and accounted for in the ledger, of course. In each coat pocket we have a hot pebble from the stack I keep on my wood burner.

“It’s not far,” I shout back, and we start to climb a narrow lane of steps, heading deeper into the town.

“Can’t see if we’re being followed in this weather,” Violet calls, looking back.

I look back too, and, for a moment, it seems like there is someone there. We both stop, squinting into the snow. Was that a shadow stepping back into a doorway? There are a few people around, hurrying against the wind.

“It’s nothing,” I say, almost convincing myself. “Mustn’t get paranoid.”

But I can’t stop myself from glancing up at the hotel tower, still visible over the rooftops behind us. Does Lady Kraken’s cameraluna work by daylight, too?

We come out into a square, with a bronze dolphin statue in its centre. We cross this, and find ourselves standing outside a large shop window, bathed in its warm light. Something grotesque leers out at us. It’s the mermonkey, looking just as ugly as the drawing on the postcard, sitting on a great, peeling circus pedestal and grinning down from behind an ancient black typewriter.

“It’s real?” says Violet.

“Well…” I shrug. “There’s real, and then there’s really real, isn’t there?”

“The Eerie Book Dispensary.” Violet reads the painted letters from the window. Then before she can say anything else, there’s a ding and the door of the shop opens.

A tall, handsome man with dark, grey-speckled hair steps out and pulls his jacket lapels up against the weather. He stops a moment as he sees us, and pauses. It looks like he’s about to say something, but then he just gives a small nod before striding away across the square.

“Is that the owner?” says Violet. “He looks … booky.”