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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. EERIE-ON-SEA
  6. THE GRAND NAUTILUS HOTEL
  7. VIOLET PARMA
  8. THE CAMERALUNA
  9. LOST LUGGAGE
  10. A COIN FOR THE MERMONKEY
  11. THE EERIE BOOK DISPENSARY
  12. IN WHICH A BOOK IS DISPENSED
  13. COPROLITES AND CUTTLEFISH
  14. SEEGOL’S DINER
  15. THE SIGHTING
  16. EXOTIC ERRATICS
  17. MRS FOSSIL’S BUCKET
  18. WHAT A BEACHCOMBER KNOWS
  19. BOATHOOKS
  20. THE MALAMANDER EGG
  21. JENNY HANNIVER
  22. THE MONSTER HUNT
  23. CLOSE ENCOUNTER
  24. DR THALASSI
  25. LEVIATHAN
  26. THE MUSEUM OF EERIE
  27. MR MOLLUSC
  28. A KRAKEN’S-EYE VIEW
  29. MYSTERIOUS VISITORS
  30. A STUDY IN VIOLET
  31. FEAR AND VAPOUR
  32. SILVER-TIPPED
  33. THE ACHILLES SPOT
  34. THE MISSING PAGE
  35. PETER PARMA’S MAGNUM OPUS
  36. DODGY BUSINESS
  37. WILL-O’-THE-SEA-WISP
  38. WARSHIP
  39. THE MALAMANDER’S LAIR
  40. THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
  41. A WINDOW TO THE PAST
  42. CAPTAIN KRAKEN
  43. A STRANGE AND EERIE LIGHT
  44. WENDY
  45. ERWIN’S PAW
  46. ABOOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. Copyright

“We should get back.” I turn up my collar. “It’s getting colder, and I’d like to fire up my wood burner. Also, I need to open the Lost-and-Foundery again before Mr Mollusc gets ideas and decides to board it up for good.”

“I don’t want to go back to your cellar,” says Violet. “Not yet, anyway. I want to go and look at the sea.”

“Er, really?” I say, glancing up at the slate-grey sky and getting a fat snowflake in the eye.

“And I want you to tell me about this malamander thing.”

“OK, OK,” I say. “But let’s not hang around here.”

When we reach the sea wall, it has at least stopped snowing. We look out over the beach, which has appeared again now that the tide is retreating. To one side, the pier stretches out into the ocean, its iron under-structure emerging from the heaving waves. Seegol’s Diner is the only point of light to be seen on it.

“Hungry?” I say to Violet.

“Yes. But now I really don’t have any money.”

“My treat,” I say. “Come on, let’s go down to the beach first. I know a shortcut.”

The narrow stone steps to the shore are wet, and slimy with green. When we reach the sand, it’s odd to think that just a couple of hours ago the place we are now standing was over our heads with water.

“Are you paid then?” says Violet, as we set off across the wet sand and shingle. “For your lost-property job?”

“Oh, yes.” I straighten my cap, which the wind keeps pushing over one ear. “But not in money. Being the Lost-and-Founder at the Grand Nautilus is more important than that. I get to keep anything that is not collected.”

“Really? Anything?”

“Yes. Well, anything that is not collected after a century.”

“A hundred years!” Violet looks amazed.

“I know! At least once a week something gets signed out of the ledger for good. If no one has collected it after a century, they’re probably dead and gone, aren’t they?”

We crunch on through the shingle, picking our way over the piles of seaweed and sticks of driftwood. Ahead, someone well wrapped in tatty coats and scarves is approaching, carrying a metal bucket. On her head are at least three hats, all tied down with a piece of string.

“Hallooo!” the someone cries, and I hallooo! back.

“I don’t often see you on the beach, young Herbie,” says the woman as she draws near. “Who is your interesting friend?”

“This is Violet,” I say. “Violet, this is Mrs Fossil. She’s a beachcomber.”