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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. EERIE-ON-SEA
  6. THE GRAND NAUTILUS HOTEL
  7. VIOLET PARMA
  8. THE CAMERALUNA
  9. LOST LUGGAGE
  10. A COIN FOR THE MERMONKEY
  11. THE EERIE BOOK DISPENSARY
  12. IN WHICH A BOOK IS DISPENSED
  13. COPROLITES AND CUTTLEFISH
  14. SEEGOL’S DINER
  15. THE SIGHTING
  16. EXOTIC ERRATICS
  17. MRS FOSSIL’S BUCKET
  18. WHAT A BEACHCOMBER KNOWS
  19. BOATHOOKS
  20. THE MALAMANDER EGG
  21. JENNY HANNIVER
  22. THE MONSTER HUNT
  23. CLOSE ENCOUNTER
  24. DR THALASSI
  25. LEVIATHAN
  26. THE MUSEUM OF EERIE
  27. MR MOLLUSC
  28. A KRAKEN’S-EYE VIEW
  29. MYSTERIOUS VISITORS
  30. A STUDY IN VIOLET
  31. FEAR AND VAPOUR
  32. SILVER-TIPPED
  33. THE ACHILLES SPOT
  34. THE MISSING PAGE
  35. PETER PARMA’S MAGNUM OPUS
  36. DODGY BUSINESS
  37. WILL-O’-THE-SEA-WISP
  38. WARSHIP
  39. THE MALAMANDER’S LAIR
  40. THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
  41. A WINDOW TO THE PAST
  42. CAPTAIN KRAKEN
  43. A STRANGE AND EERIE LIGHT
  44. WENDY
  45. ERWIN’S PAW
  46. ABOOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. Copyright

I’m a bit young for such an important job, I suppose, but Lady Kraken herself – the owner of the hotel – gave it to me. Even Mr Mollusc, the hotel manager, can’t argue with that. He’d like to, of course – he hates anything in the hotel that doesn’t make money. If he’d had his way, the Lost-and-Foundery would have been shut down as soon as he became manager, and my little cubbyhole in the reception lobby boarded up for good. And if that had happened, I’d never have met the girl.

The girl I found scrambling through my window.

The girl who said, “Hide me!”

“Hide me!”

I look her up and down. Well, mostly up, because she’s got herself stuck on the window latch, and the cellar windows are near the ceiling. If she’s a burglar, she’s not a very good one.

“Please!”

I get her unstuck, although that means nearly being squashed as she tumbles inside. It’s snowing, so a whole lot of winter comes in through the window too.

We get to our feet and now I’m face to face with her: a girl in a ratty pullover with a woolly bobble hat over a mass of curly hair. She looks like she’s about to speak, but stops at the sound of raised voices up above. Raised voices that are getting closer. The girl opens her eyes wide with panic.

“In here!” I whisper, and pull her over to a large travel trunk that’s been in the Lost-and-Foundery, unclaimed, for decades. Before she can say anything, I shove her inside and close the lid.

The voices are right up at my cubbyhole now – the whining, wheedling sound of Mr Mollusc trying to deal with someone difficult. I grab a few lost bags, brollies and bits, dump them on top of the trunk and hope they look as if they’ve been there for years. Then the bell on my counter, the one people ring when they want my attention, starts ting-ting-ting-ing like crazy. I straighten my cap, run up the steps to my cubbyhole and turn on my how-may-I-help-you? face, as if nothing strange has just happened at all.

Mr Mollusc is the first person I see, trying to smooth his hair over his bald patch.

“I’m sure it’s a misunderstanding,” he’s spluttering to someone. “If you would just allow me to make enquiries…”