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- Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis
- Contents
- Engineers’ Corner
- All-Purpose Poem for State Occasions
- A Policeman’s Lot
- Reading Scheme
- A Nursery Rhyme
- A Nursery Rhyme
- Waste Land Limericks
- Triolet
- Emily Dickinson
- Proverbial Ballade
- Advertisement
- Lonely Hearts
- On Finding an Old Photograph
- Tich Miller
- At 3 a.m.
- From June to December
- My Lover
- Rondeau Redoublé
- Message
- Giving Up Smoking
- Manifesto
- Mr Strugnell
- Budgie Finds His Voice
- Usquebaugh
- The Lavatory Attendant
- E Pericoloso Sporgersi
- Duffa Rex
- I
- II
- Strugnell in Liverpool
- Narrative
- God and The Jolly Bored Bog-Mouse
- From Strugnell’s Sonnets
- (i) The expense of spirits,
- (ii) Not from the stars,
- (iii) My glass shall not,
- (iv) Not only marble,
- (v) How like a sprinter,
- (vi) Let me not,
- (vii) Indeed ’tis true,
- From Strugnell’s Rubáiyát
- Strugnell’s Haiku
- Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- About the Author
- By the Same Author
- Copyright
and she lolloped, unselected,
to the back of the other team.
At eleven we went to different schools.
In time I learned to get my own back,
sneering at hockey-players who couldn’t spell.
Tich died when she was twelve.
At 3 a.m.
the room contains no sound
except the ticking of the clock
which has begun to panic
like an insect, trapped
in an enormous box.
Books lie open on the carpet.
Somewhere else
you’re sleeping
and beside you there’s a woman
who is crying quietly
so you won’t wake.
From June to December
1 Prelude
It wouldn’t be a good idea
To let him stay.
When they knew each other better –
Not today.
But she put on her new black knickers
Anyway.
2 A Serious Person
It’s nice to meet serious people
And hear them explain their views:
Your concern for the rights of women
Is especially welcome news.
I’m sure you’d never exploit one;
I expect you’d rather be dead;
I’m thoroughly convinced of it –
Now can we go to bed?
3 Summer Villanelle
You know exactly what to do –
Your kiss, your fingers on my thigh –
I think of little else but you.
It’s bliss to have a lover who,
Touching one shoulder, makes me sigh –
You know exactly what to do.
You make me happy through and through,
The way the sun lights up the sky –
I think of little else but you.
I hardly sleep – an hour or two;
I can’t eat much and this is why –
You know exactly what to do.
The movie in my mind is blue –
As June runs into warm July
I think of little else but you.
But is it love? And is it true?
Who cares? This much I can’t deny:
You know exactly what to do;
I think of little else but you.
4 The Reading
In crumpled, bardic corduroy,
The poet took the stage
And read aloud his deathless verse,
Page by deathless page.
I gazed at him as though intent
On every word he said.
From time to time I’d close my eyes
And smile and nod my head.
He may have thought his every phrase
Sent shivers down my spine.
Perhaps I helped encourage him
To read till half past nine.
Don’t ask what it was all about –
I haven’t got a clue.
I spent a blissful evening, lost
In carnal thoughts of you.
5 Some People
Some people like sex more than others –
You seem to like it a lot.
There’s nothing wrong with being innocent or high-minded
But I’m glad you’re not.
6 Going Too Far
Cuddling the new telephone directory
After I found your name in it
Was going too far.
It’s a safe bet you’re not hugging a phone book,
Wherever you are.
7 Verse for a Birthday Card
Many happy returns and good luck.
When it comes to a present, I’m stuck.
If you weren’t far away
On your own special day,