“Oh for heaven's sake, Holmes, you sound like Freud. The man had sex on the brain. ‘Rooms in dreams are generally women,' he declares. ‘A dream of going through a series of rooms indicates a brothel, or a marriage'—I can't imagine what his own marriage could have been like to equate the two so readily. And the key—God, you can imagine the fraught symbolism of playing with a key that lies warm in my pocket! ‘Innocent dreams can embody crudely erotic desires.' The faceless man he'd no doubt equate with the male organ, and as for the objects that spurt wildly into the air—well, I'm clearly a sick woman. What does it say about my ‘erotic desires' that reading the man's book made me need a hot bath? Or perhaps a cold shower-bath.”

“You sound as if you've researched this rather thoroughly.”

“Yes, well, I found a copy of his Interpretation of Dreams in the ship's library,” I admitted, then realised that I was also admitting to a greater degree of preoccupation than I thought sensible. To lead him away from the admission, I said, “I wouldn't have thought that you of all people would fall for the Freud craze, Holmes.”

His face darkened as he came close to responding to my diversion, then he caught himself, and counterattacked with a deceptively mild, “A knowledge of psycho-logical jargon is hardly necessary when confronted with such an unambiguous statement as that contained in those dreams of yours.”

“What do you mean, unambiguous?” I protested furiously, and too late realised that I had stepped into his own diversion with both feet.

“San Francisco's earthquake, which sent things flying about, is clearly the paradigm for the first dream. And the locked rooms may represent your family's house, which has stood empty for ten years while you pretended it wasn't there.”

“A house is more often symbolic of the self,” I told him, although I did not know why I wanted to argue.

“True, although a house may also be simply a house.”

I threw off the rug so as to face him unencumbered. “Holmes, you're mad. I've only owned the place for three years, since I turned twenty-one, and I've been rather too busy to travel halfway across the world to take care of things. As for your earthquake fantasy, I wasn't even here in 1906. And what about the faceless man dream, anyway?”

“There is as yet insufficient data to identify him,” he said, not in the least troubled by my words.

I drew breath to argue with him, but in the event, I couldn't be bothered. I rose with dignity, and said merely, “If you imagine we shall have time to uncover the relevant data in San Francisco, you are mistaken. We will be there only long enough for me to sign papers, then catch the train for New York.”

Tucking the rug under my arm, I left him to his pipe.

Earthquakes. Ridiculous.