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Chapters (63)
  1. Contents
  2. PART I
  3. The Poison Trade
  4. Being Chief
  5. This Noble Business
  6. The New Man
  7. Feeding Time
  8. So Much in Common
  9. Honesty
  10. Ghosts
  11. Bad Debts
  12. A Ragged Multitude
  13. Beloved of the Moon
  14. Flowers and Plaudits
  15. Too Many Knives
  16. Best of Enemies
  17. Fortunes of War
  18. The Kingmaker
  19. The Trap
  20. Horrible Old Men
  21. Prepared for the Worst
  22. The Habit of Command
  23. The First Day
  24. Such Sweet Sorrow
  25. Picked Up A Shadow
  26. Questions
  27. The Fourth Day
  28. The Perfect Couple
  29. The Seventh Day
  30. Too Many Masters
  31. Sweet Victory
  32. Rude Awakenings
  33. PART II
  34. The Number of the Dead
  35. Leaves on the Water
  36. Authority
  37. The Circle
  38. Greater Good
  39. Skarlings Chair
  40. Leadership
  41. A Rock and a Hard Place
  42. Charity
  43. Better Left Buried
  44. Tomorrow's Hero
  45. Nightfall
  46. Questions
  47. The Day of Judgement
  48. Sacrifices
  49. Open the Box
  50. Dark Paths
  51. Reckonings
  52. After the Rains
  53. Answers
  54. The Wounded
  55. Patriotic Duties
  56. The First Law
  57. Tea and Threats
  58. Behind the Throne
  59. Good Men, Evil Men
  60. Not What You Wanted
  61. Loose Ends
  62. The Beginning
  63. Acknowledgments

They weren't alone, the three children. Some huge bastard was coming up behind. He had a ragged fur round his great wide shoulders, and some big necklace hanging down on his great fat belly. A load of bones. Fingerbones, the Dogman saw as he got closer. Men's fingers, mixed up with flat bits of wood, strange signs cut into them. He had a great yellow grin hacked out from his grey-brown beard, but that didn't put the Dogman any more at ease.

'Oh shit,' groaned Dow, 'let's go back. Back south and enough o' this.'

'Why? You know him?'

Dow turned his head and spat. 'Crummock-i-Phail, ain't it.'

Dogman almost wished it had turned out to be an ambush, now, rather than a chat. It was a fact that every child knew. Crummock-i-Phail, chief of the hillmen, was about the maddest bastard in the whole damn North.

He pushed the spears and the arrows gently out of his way as he came. 'No need for that now, is there, my beauties? We're all friends, or got the same enemies, at least, which is far better, d'you see? We all have a lot of enemies up in them hills, don't we, though? The moon knows I love a good fight, but coming at them great big rocks, with Bethod and all his arse-lickers stuck in tight on top? That's a bit too much fight for anyone, eh? Even your new Southern friends.'

He stopped just in front of them, fingerbones swinging and rattling. The three children stopped behind him, fidgeting with their great huge weapons and frowning up at Dow and the Dogman.

'I'm Crummock-i-Phail,' he said. 'Chief of all the hillmen. Or all the ones as are worth a shit.' He grinned as though he'd just turned up to a wedding. 'And who might be in charge o' this merry outing?'

Dogman felt that hollow feeling again, but there was nothing for it. 'That'd be me.'

Crummock raised his brows at him. 'Would it now? You're a little fellow to be telling all these big fellows just what to be about, are you not? You must have quite some name on your shoulders, I'm thinking.'

'I'm the Dogman. This is Black Dow.'

'Some strange sort of a crew you got here,' said Dow, frowning at the children.

'Oh it is! It is! And a brave one at that! The lad with my spear, that's my son Scofen. The one with my axe is my son Rond.' Crummock frowned at the girl with the hammer. 'This lad's name I can't remember.'

'I'm your daughter!' shouted the girl.

'What, did I run out of sons?'

'Scenn got too old and you give him 'is own sword, and Sceft's too small to carry nothing yet.'

Crummock shook his head. 'Don't hardly seem right, a bloody woman taking the hammer.'