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Chapters (63)
  1. Contents
  2. PART I
  3. The Poison Trade
  4. Being Chief
  5. This Noble Business
  6. The New Man
  7. Feeding Time
  8. So Much in Common
  9. Honesty
  10. Ghosts
  11. Bad Debts
  12. A Ragged Multitude
  13. Beloved of the Moon
  14. Flowers and Plaudits
  15. Too Many Knives
  16. Best of Enemies
  17. Fortunes of War
  18. The Kingmaker
  19. The Trap
  20. Horrible Old Men
  21. Prepared for the Worst
  22. The Habit of Command
  23. The First Day
  24. Such Sweet Sorrow
  25. Picked Up A Shadow
  26. Questions
  27. The Fourth Day
  28. The Perfect Couple
  29. The Seventh Day
  30. Too Many Masters
  31. Sweet Victory
  32. Rude Awakenings
  33. PART II
  34. The Number of the Dead
  35. Leaves on the Water
  36. Authority
  37. The Circle
  38. Greater Good
  39. Skarlings Chair
  40. Leadership
  41. A Rock and a Hard Place
  42. Charity
  43. Better Left Buried
  44. Tomorrow's Hero
  45. Nightfall
  46. Questions
  47. The Day of Judgement
  48. Sacrifices
  49. Open the Box
  50. Dark Paths
  51. Reckonings
  52. After the Rains
  53. Answers
  54. The Wounded
  55. Patriotic Duties
  56. The First Law
  57. Tea and Threats
  58. Behind the Throne
  59. Good Men, Evil Men
  60. Not What You Wanted
  61. Loose Ends
  62. The Beginning
  63. Acknowledgments

For a famous demagogue, traitor, and inciter of riots, there was nothing in the least remarkable about the man known as the Tanner. He sat calmly in his folding chair at the table in Jezal's tent, an ordinary face under a mop of curly hair, a man of medium size in a coat of unexceptional style and colour, a grin on his face that implied he knew very well that he held the upper hand.

'They call me the Tanner,' he said, 'and I have been nominated to speak for the alliance of the oppressed, and the exploited, and the put-upon down in the valley. These are two of my partners in this righteous and entirely patriotic venture. My two generals, one might say. Goodman Hood,' and he nodded sideways at a burly man with a shovel beard, a ruddy complexion, and a seething frown, 'and Cotter Hoist,' and he jerked his head the other way towards a weaselly type with a long scar on his cheek and a lazy eye.

'Honoured,' said Jezal warily, though they looked more like brigands than Generals as far as he was concerned. 'I am Colonel Luthar.'

'I know. I saw you win the Contest. Fine swordplay, my friend, very fine.'

'Oh, well, er…' Jezal was caught off guard, 'thank you. This is my adjutant, Major Opker, and this is… Bayaz, the First of the Magi.'

Goodman Hood snorted his disbelief, but the Tanner only stroked thoughtfully at his lip. 'Good. And you have come to fight, or negotiate?'

'We have come for either one.' Jezal embarked on his statement. 'The Closed Council, while condemning the method of your demonstration, concede that you may have legitimate demands—'

Hood made a rumbling snort. 'What choice have they got, the bastards?'

Jezal pressed on. 'Well, er… they have instructed me to offer you these concessions.' He held up the scroll that Hoff had prepared for him, a huge thing with elaborately carved handles and a seal the size of a saucer. 'But I must caution you,' doing his very best to sound confident, 'should you refuse, we are quite ready to fight, and that my men are the best trained, best armed, best prepared in the King's service. Each one of them is worth twenty of your rabble.'

The burly farmer gave a threatening chuckle. 'Lord Finster thought the same, and our rabble kicked his arse all the way from one end of his estates to the other. He would have got himself hung for his trouble if he'd had a slower horse. How fast is your horse, Colonel?'

The Tanner touched him gently on the shoulder. 'Peace, now, my fiery friend. We came to get terms, if we can get terms we can accept. Why not show us what you have there, Colonel, and we'll see if there is any need for threats.'