Back Last Argument Of Kings
Chapters (63)
  1. Contents
  2. PART I
  3. The Poison Trade
  4. Being Chief
  5. This Noble Business
  6. The New Man
  7. Feeding Time
  8. So Much in Common
  9. Honesty
  10. Ghosts
  11. Bad Debts
  12. A Ragged Multitude
  13. Beloved of the Moon
  14. Flowers and Plaudits
  15. Too Many Knives
  16. Best of Enemies
  17. Fortunes of War
  18. The Kingmaker
  19. The Trap
  20. Horrible Old Men
  21. Prepared for the Worst
  22. The Habit of Command
  23. The First Day
  24. Such Sweet Sorrow
  25. Picked Up A Shadow
  26. Questions
  27. The Fourth Day
  28. The Perfect Couple
  29. The Seventh Day
  30. Too Many Masters
  31. Sweet Victory
  32. Rude Awakenings
  33. PART II
  34. The Number of the Dead
  35. Leaves on the Water
  36. Authority
  37. The Circle
  38. Greater Good
  39. Skarlings Chair
  40. Leadership
  41. A Rock and a Hard Place
  42. Charity
  43. Better Left Buried
  44. Tomorrow's Hero
  45. Nightfall
  46. Questions
  47. The Day of Judgement
  48. Sacrifices
  49. Open the Box
  50. Dark Paths
  51. Reckonings
  52. After the Rains
  53. Answers
  54. The Wounded
  55. Patriotic Duties
  56. The First Law
  57. Tea and Threats
  58. Behind the Throne
  59. Good Men, Evil Men
  60. Not What You Wanted
  61. Loose Ends
  62. The Beginning
  63. Acknowledgments

'Yes, of course… I'm sorry.' Jezal raised his arm a little higher, inwardly cursing at having apologised yet again. He was a king now, as Bayaz was constantly telling him. If he had shoved one of the tailors out of the window, no apology would have been necessary. The man would probably have thanked him profusely for the attention as he plummeted to the ground. As it was he merely gave a wooden smile, and smoothly unravelled his measuring tape. His colleague was crawling below, doing something similar around Jezal's knees. The third was punctiliously recording their observations in a marbled ledger.

Jezal took a long breath, and frowned into the mirror. An uncertain-seeming young idiot with a scar on his chin gazed back at him from the glass, draped with swatches of glittering cloth as though he were a tailor's dummy. He looked, and certainly felt, more like a clown than a king. He looked a joke, and undoubtedly would have laughed, had he not himself been the ridiculous punch-line.

'Perhaps something after the Osprian fashion, then?' The Royal Jeweller placed another wooden nonsense carefully on Jezal's head and examined the results. It was far from an improvement. The damn thing looked like nothing so much as an inverted chandelier.

'No, no!' snapped Bayaz, with some irritation. 'Far too fancy, far too clever, far too big. He will scarcely be able to stand in the damn thing! It needs to be simple, to be honest, to be light. Something a man could fight in!'

The Royal Jeweller blinked. 'He will be fighting in the crown?'

'No, dolt! But he must look as if he might!' Bayaz came up behind Jezal, snatched the wooden contraption from his head and tossed it rattling on the polished floor. Then he seized Jezal by the arms and stared grimly at his reflection from over his shoulder. 'This is a warrior king in the finest tradition! The natural heir to the Kingdom of Harod the Great! A peerless swordsman, who has dealt wounds and received them, who has led armies to victory, who has killed men by the score!'

'Score?' murmured Jezal, uncertainly.

Bayaz ignored him. 'A man as comfortable with saddle and sword as with throne and sceptre! His crown must go with armour. It must go with weapons. It must go with steel. Now do you understand?'

The Jeweller nodded slowly. 'I believe so, my Lord.'

'Good. And one more thing.'

'My Lord has but to name it.'

'Give it a big-arsed diamond.'

The Jeweller humbly inclined his head. 'That goes without saying.'

'Now out. Out, all of you! His Majesty has affairs of state to attend to.'