Contents (27)
- LADY BALTIMORE
- By Owen Wister
- LADY BALTIMORE
- I: A Word about My Aunt
- II: I Vary My Lunch
- III: Kings Port Talks
- IV: THE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER—I
- V: The Boy of the Cake
- VI: In the Churchyard
- VII: The Girl Behind the Counter—II
- VIII: Midsummer-Night's Dream
- IX: Juno
- X: High Walk and the Ladies
- XI: Daddy Ben and His Seed
- XII: From the Bedside
- XIII: The Girl Behind the Counter—III
- XIV: The Replacers
- XV: What She Came to See
- XVI: The Steel Wasp
- XVII: Doing the Handsome Thing
- XVIII: Again the Replacers
- XIX: Udolpho
- XX: What She Wanted Him For
- XXI: Hortense's Cigarette Goes Out
- XXII: Behind the Times
- XXIII: Poor Aunt Carola!
- XXIV: Post Scriptum
This question struck me as an odd one; nor could I make out the import of the peculiar tone in which she put it. "Why, I should think everybody would like him—except, perhaps, his double victim."
"Double?"
"Yes, first of his fist and then of—of his hand!"
But she didn't respond.
"Of his hand—his poker hand," I explained.
"Poker hand?" She remained honestly vague.
It rejoiced me to be the first to tell her. "You haven't heard of Master John's last performance? Well, finding himself forced by that immeasurable old Aunt Josephine of yours to shake hands, he shook 'em all right, but he took thirty dollars away as a little set-off for his pious docility."
"Oh!" she murmured, overwhelmed with astonishment. Then she broke into one of her delicious peals of laughter.
"Anybody," I said, "likes a boy who plays a hand—and a fist—to that tune." I continued to say a number of commendatory words about young John, while her sparkling eyes rested upon me. But even as I talked I grew aware that these eyes were not sparkling, were starry rather, and distant, and that she was not hearing what I said; so I stopped abruptly, and at the stopping she spoke, like a person waking up.
"Oh, yes! Certainly he can take care of himself. Why not?"
"Rather creditable, don't you think?"
"Creditable?"
"Considering his aunts and everything."
She became haughty on the instant. "Upon my word! And do you suppose the women of South Carolina don't wish their men to be men? Why"—she returned to mirth and that arch mockery which was her special charm—"we South Carolina women consider virtue our business, and we don't expect the men to meddle with it!"
"Primal, perpetual, necessary!" I cried. "When that division gets blurred, society is doomed. Are you sure John can take care of himself every way?"
"I have other things than Mr. Mayrant to think about." She said this quite sharply.
It surprised me. "To be sure," I assented. "But didn't you once tell me that you thought he was simple?"
She opened her ledger. "It's a great honor to have one's words so well remembered."
I was still at a loss. "Anyhow, the wedding is postponed," I continued; "and the cake. Of course one can't help wondering how it's all coming out."
She was now working at her ledger, bending her head over it. "Have you ever met Miss Rieppe?" She inquired this with a sort of wonderful softness—which I was to hear again upon a still more memorable occasion.
"Never," I answered, "but there's nobody at present living whom I long to see so much."
She wrote on for a little while before saying, with her pencil steadily busy, "Why?"
"Why? Don't you? After all this fuss?"
"Oh, certainly," she drawled. "She is so much admired—by Northerners."
"I do hope John is able to take care of himself," I purposely repeated.
"Take care of yourself!" she laughed angrily over her ledger.
"Me? Why? I understand you less and less!"