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Chapters (30)
  1. Cover
  2. About John Sam Jones
  3. Praise for John Sam Jones’s fiction
  4. Dedication
  5. Title Page
  6. Tidy: an introduction by David Llewellyn
  7. Welsh Boys Too
  8. The Birds Don’t Sing…
  9. Sharks on the Bedroom Floor
  10. The Wonder at Seal Cave
  11. But Names will Never Hurt Me
  12. My Velvet Eyes
  13. The Magenta Silk Thread
  14. Etienne’s Vineyard
  15. Pocket Sprung and Nested
  16. Fishboys of Vernazza
  17. The Fishboys of Vernazza
  18. Just Beyond the Buddleia Bush
  19. A Particular Passion
  20. The Wedding Invitation
  21. Eucharist
  22. Food For Thoughts
  23. Between the Devil and the Virgin
  24. Mischief and Deep Secrets
  25. Gifts
  26. The View from Sasso Fermo
  27. Fridolin’s Dance
  28. Kiss and Tell
  29. Medi’s Wedding Dress
  30. Copyright

‘The devil’s cavern? No.’

‘Sometimes, when the sea is tempestoso, the fishboys come into the village through the grotto, and take away… how you say?’ The charcoal embers in his eyes glow. ‘They take away the bad boys.’

They laugh at his fishy tale and Shôn, catching his eye, teases, ‘And just how bad does a boy have to be to be charmed away by the fishboys?’

‘Bad enough that… lui è desiderabile,’ he says with an inscrutable smile and carries the plates away.

‘He’s quite a story teller,’ Geraint says as the curtain of beads clacks. ‘Bad enough that you’re desirable indeed!’

‘He is pretty desirable,’ Shôn quips.

‘Yes… and did you see how he hid the ring on his index finger in his hand when you asked about the carving?’

‘I wonder,’ Shôn muses. ‘When he leaned over to pick up the plates his hair fell forward. He’s got a strange mark behind his ear, all feathery and reddish-purple… just like a fish’s gill.’

They eat ice-creams on the piazza that fronts the harbour and then cross into the purple shade and take a narrow street made even narrower by stranded fishing boats, hauled from the sea for repair or a coat of paint. Geraint gawps at the large, ugly fish being laid on the marble slabs outside the pescheria by the fishmonger, fresh from his siesta. Shôn gawps at the fishmonger’s apprentice, a tall, awkward youth with a cheeky smile. As the boy stands before the open refrigerated display counter arranging rose-coloured fish with golden streaks around a hand-written sign that reads Triglia, Shôn thinks that in a year or two, when he’s filled out a bit, he won’t be unattractive. The boy’s hands are bloodstained and scaly and a silver ring glints on the middle phalanx of his right index finger… and when he turns, Shôn makes out the curious purple mark behind his ear. So the boy’s potential has already been realised. Further up the street the cobbles are drenched in an arc of sunlight. Enjoying the warmth of the sun they peer into the grotta del Diavolo. Shôn wonders if the fishmonger’s apprentice and the waiter put up much resistance when the fishboys of Vernazza lured them into the devil’s cavern.

After a long shower, Shôn sneaks into bed beside Geraint, rousing him from his nap. They cuddle for a while and watch the sun set in a haemorrhaging sky and then they make love, their crazed delight inspired by their holiday mood, the gorgeous waiter and his fable. As their sex gives way to slumber, Shôn supposes that life with Geraint might be worth a try. Watching the last smears of blood fade into the gunmetal sky, Geraint decides it’s time to get off the emotional roller coaster of the half-life he half shares with Shôn.