Contents ( 28)
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Epilogue
- Acknowledgments
- Hot Mess
- by Emily Belden
“Excuse me, where is the ladies’ room?” a tipsy guest asks. Benji might not have taught me how to sous vide a filet mignon, but he did tell me you always walk a guest to the bathroom when they ask. I promptly put down the dirty glasses and the wad of tips and walk the boozy babe to the loo.
Upon my return, I nearly collide with another guest, this one quite a bit soberer.
“Allie.” The prim-looking thirtysomething woman with a bleached-blond pixie cut says my name matter-of-factly. I stand up straight; this chick has CRITIC written all over her face.
“Yes, ma’am. Can I help you? Do you need a taxi?”
“No, thank you. I just wanted to give you a tip.”
“Oh, that’s so kind of you. You can actually just leave a gratuity on the table.”
“No, I meant, like, some advice.”
I tilt my head to the side and try not to lose my grip on my smiley service. She’s five foot nothing, but her demeanor is as bold as her bright red lipstick.
“I’m not sure Benji would be cool with you leaving a billfold with what I’d guess is about $2,000 in it just sitting on a table in a room full of drunk people who don’t know that it’s time to go home. It would behoove you to keep an eye on your shit.”
She jams the billfold into my chest and proceeds to walk right past me to the elevator bank.
And just like that, I’ve officially been felt up twice in one night.
Copyright © 2018 by Emily Belden
ISBN-13: 9781488028571
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Copyright © 2019 by Emily Belden
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