Contents ( 57)
- HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter One
- IN WHICH SOPHIE TALKS TO HATS
- Chapter Two
- IN WHICH SOPHIE IS COMPELLED TO SEEK HER FORTUNE
- Chapter Three
- IN WHICH SOPHIE ENTERS INTO A CASTLE AND A BARGAIN
- Chapter Four
- IN WHICH SOPHIE DISCOVERS SEVERAL STRANGE THINGS
- Chapter Five
- WHICH IS FAR TOO FULL OF WASHING
- Chapter Six
- IN WHICH HOWL EXPRESSES HIS FEELINGS WITH GREEN SLIME
- Chapter Seven
- IN WHICH A SCARECROW PREVENTS SOPHIE FROM LEAVING THE CASTLE
- Chapter Eight
- IN WHICH SOPHIE LEAVES THE CASTLE IN SEVERAL DIRECTIONS AT ONCE
- Chapter Nine
- IN WHICH MICHAEL HAS TROUBLE WITH A SPELL
- Chapter Ten
- IN WHICH CALCIFER PROMISES SOPHIE A HINT
- Chapter Eleven
- IN WHICH HOWL GOES TO A STRANGE COUNTRY IN SEARCH OF A SPELL
- Chapter Twelve
- IN WHICH SOPHIE BECOMES HOWL’S OLD MOTHER
- Chapter Thirteen
- IN WHICH SOPHIE BLACKENS HOWL’S NAME
- Chapter Fourteen
- IN WHICH A ROYAL WIZARD CATCHES A COLD
- Chapter Fifteen
- IN WHICH HOWL GOES TO A FUNERAL IN DISGUISE
- Chapter Sixteen
- IN WHICH THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF WITCHCRAFT
- Chapter Seventeen
- IN WHICH THE MOVING CASTLE MOVES HOUSE
- Chapter Eighteen
- IN WHICH THE SCARECROW AND MISS ANGORIAN REAPPEAR
- Chapter Nineteen
- IN WHICH SOPHIE EXPRESSES HER FEELINGS WITH WEED-KILLER
- Chapter Twenty
- IN WHICH SOPHIE FINDS FURTHER DIFFICULTIES IN LEAVING THE CASTLE
- Chapter Twenty-One
- IN WHICH A CONTRACT IS CONCLUDED BEFORE WITNESSES
- HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE
- Read on for an excerpt from The Merlin Conspiracy
- I
- ONE
- Read on for an excerpt from Dark Lord of Derkholm
- ONE
- Read on for an excerpt from Archer’s Goon
- Chapter One
- About the Author
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
“Oh, why is it that whenever I go to Wales I always come back with a cold!” Howl croaked, and conjured himself a whole wad of tissues.
Sophie snorted.
“Did you say something?” Howl croaked.
“No, but I was thinking that people who run away from everything deserve every cold they get,” Sophie said. “People who are appointed to do something by the King and go courting in the rain instead have only themselves to blame.”
“You don’t know everything I do, Mrs. Moralizer,” Howl said. “Want me to write out a list before I go out another time? I have looked for Prince Justin. Courting isn’t the only thing I do when I go out.”
“When have you looked?” said Sophie.
“Oh, how your ears flap and your long nose twitches!” Howl croaked. “I looked when he first disappeared, of course. I was curious to know what Prince Justin was doing up this way, when everyone knew Suliman had gone to the Waste. I think someone must have sold him a dud finding spell, because he went right over into the Folding Valley and bought another from Mrs. Fairfax. And that fetched him back this way, fairly naturally, where he stopped at the castle and Michael sold him another finding spell and a disguise spell—”
Michael’s hand went over his mouth. “Was that man in the green uniform Prince Justin?”
“Yes, but I didn’t mention the matter before,” said Howl, “because the King might have thought you should have had the sense to sell him another dud. I had a conscience about it. Conscience. Notice that word, Mrs. Longnose. I had a conscience.” Howl conjured another wad of handkerchiefs and glowered at Sophie over them out of eyes that were now red-rimmed and watery. Then he stood up. “I feel ill,” he announced. “I’m going to bed, where I may die.” He tottered piteously to the stairs. “Bury me beside Mrs. Pentstemmon,” he croaked as he went up them to bed.
Sophie applied herself to her sewing harder than ever. Here was her chance to get the gray-and-scarlet suit off Howl before it did more damage to Miss Angorian’s heart—unless, of course, Howl went to bed in his clothes, which she did not put past him. So Howl must have been looking for Prince Justin when he went to Upper Folding and met Lettie. Poor Lettie! Sophie thought, putting brisk, tiny stitches round her fifty-seventh blue triangle. Only another forty or so to go.
Howl’s voice was presently heard shouting weakly, “Help me, someone! I’m dying from neglect up here!”
Sophie snorted. Michael left off working on his new spell and ran up and down stairs. Things became very restless. In the time it took Sophie to sew ten more blue triangles Michael ran upstairs with lemon and honey, with a particular book, with cough mixture, with a spoon to take the cough mixture with, and then with nose drops, throat pastilles, gargle, pen, paper, three more books, and an infusion of willow bark. People kept knocking at the door too, making Sophie jump and Calcifer flicker uneasily. When no one opened the door, some of the people went on hammering for five minutes or so, rightly thinking they were being ignored.