Contents ( 47)
- HEARTLESS
- The Parasol Protectorate: Book the Fourth
- GAIL CARRIGER
- Acknowledgments
- PROLOGUE
- P Is for Preternatural
- CHAPTER ONE
- In Which Lady Alexia Maccon Waddles
- CHAPTER TWO
- Wherein Alexia Will Not Be Flung
- CHAPTER THREE
- Matters Ghostly
- CHAPTER FOUR
- Where Tethered Specters Meet
- CHAPTER FIVE
- The Lair of the Octopus
- CHAPTER SIX
- In Which Mrs. Tunstell Proves Useful
- CHAPTER SEVEN
- The Werewolves of Woolsey Castle
- CHAPTER EIGHT
- Death by Teapot
- CHAPTER NINE
- In Which the Past Complicates the Present
- CHAPTER TEN
- Ivy’s Agent Doom
- CHAPTER ELEVEN
- Wherein Hairmuffs Become All the Rage
- CHAPTER TWELVE
- Formerly Beatrice Lefoux
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN
- The Octopus Stalks at Moonlight
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN
- In Which Lady Maccon Mislays Her Parasol
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN
- Where Dirigibles Fear to Tread
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN
- A Clot of Vampires
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
- In Which We All Learn a Little Something About Prudence
- extras
- meet the author
- introducing
- Contents
- BY GAIL CARRIGER
- Praise for The Parasol Protectorate Series
- Copyright
Alexia took a breath and then dove for the kill. “Then you really should give him to me for a while. I’ll see what I can do. Remember, I can tame him if I have to, if he loses control and goes to wolf.” She wiggled ungloved fingers at her husband.
“Very well, wife. But you are to check in with either me or Randolph as to his progress.”
As the earl said this, Professor Lyall wandered into the dining room. The Beta was his usual unassuming self—his sandy hair neatly combed; his angular features arranged into a nonthreatening expression; his demeanor quiet, self-effacing, and utterly forgettable. It was an aura that Alexia was beginning to suspect Professor Lyall had cultivated for decades.
“Good evening, my lady, my lord.” The Beta assumed his seat.
A maid appeared at his elbow with fresh tea and the evening’s paper. Professor Lyall was the type of man to have that kind of relationship with the domestic staff. Even newly hired and after only a day’s residence, they were already providing exactly what he required without need for any time-wasting orders. Between him, Floote, and Biffy, there would never be a single upset in the running of the Maccon household. It was a good thing, too, for the indomitable Lady Maccon had other things to occupy her time and attention. The running of her household was best left to the gentlemen. Although, she did indicate to the maid that she, too, required tea.
“Professor Lyall, how are you this evening?” Alexia saw no reason why familiarity with an individual ought to breed familiarity of manner, except with her husband, of course. Even though she had been living, off and on, among the Woolsey Pack for almost a year, she never relaxed on courtesy.
“Tolerably well, my lady, tolerably well.” Nor, indeed, did Professor Lyall, who was remarkably civilized for a werewolf and seemed particularly respectful of all codes of politeness and gracefulness of manner.
Now that she had both of them at her table, Lady Maccon directed the two werewolves back onto the weighty matter of the queen’s life. “So, gentlemen, anything come out of BUR on the threat?”
“Not an aetheric sausage,” complained the earl.
Professor Lyall shook his head.
“Must be the vampires,” said Lord Maccon.
“Now, husband, why would you say that?”
“Isn’t it always the vampires?”
“No, sometimes it’s the scientists.” Lady Maccon was referring obliquely to the disbanded Hypocras Club. “And sometimes it’s the church.” Now she was thinking of the Templars. “And sometimes it’s the werewolves.”
“Well, I say!” Lord Maccon stuffed another cutlet into his mouth. “I can’t imagine you actually defending the vampires. They’ve been trying to kill you for months.”
“Oh, Conall, do swallow first. Then speak. What kind of example is that for our child?”
The earl looked around as though trying to see if the little being had somehow been born without his notice and was now staring at him with an eye toward modeling its behavior upon his.