“A little lean, maybe,” said Alvin. “But you could probably fast for a day or two without keeling over.”

“I do not understand you, Monsieur Americain. Et je ne veux pas te comprendre. Go away.” Audubon started downstream along the riverbank, the direction the geese had gone.

“Mister Audubon,” Arthur Stuart called out.

“I must shoot you before you go away?” he called out, exasperated.

“I can bring them back,” said Arthur.

Audubon turned and looked at him. “You call geese?” He pulled a wooden goose call from his the pocket of his jacket. “I call geese, too. But when they hear this, they think, Sacre Dieu! That goose is dying! Fly away! Fly away!”

Arthur Stuart kept walking toward him, and instead of answering, he began to make odd sounds with his throat and through his nose. Not goose calls, really, or not that anyone would notice. Not even an imitation of a goose. And yet there was something gooselike about the babble that came from his mouth. And it wasn’t all that loud, either. But moments later, the geese came back, skimming over the surface of the water.

Audubon brought the shotgun to his shoulder. At once Arthur changed his call, and the geese flew away from the shore and settled far out on the water.

In an agony of frustration, Audubon whirled on Arthur and Alvin. “When did I insult you or the cauliflower face of your ugly mother? Which clumsy stinking Philadelphia prostitute was your sister? Or was it le bon Dieu that I offended? Notre Pere Celeste, why must I do this penance?”

“I’m not going to bring the geese back if you’re just going to shoot them,” said Arthur.

“What good are they if I don’t shoot one!”

“You’re not going to eat it, you’re just going to paint it,” said Arthur Stuart. “So it doesn’t have to be dead.”

“How can I paint a bird that will not stand in one place!” cried Audubon. Then he realized something. “You know my name. You know I paint. But I do not know you.”

“I’m Alvin Smith, and this is my ward, Arthur Stuart.”

“Wart? What kind of slave is that?”

“Ward. He’s no slave. But he’s under my protection.”

“But who will protect me from the two of you? Why could you not be ordinary robbers, taking my money and run away?”

“Arthur has a question for you,” said Alvin.

“Here is my answer: Leave! Departez!”

“What if I can get a goose to hold still for you without killing it?” asked Arthur Stuart.

Audubon was on the verge of a sharp answer when it finally dawned on him what he had just seen Arthur do, summoning the geese. “You are, how do you say, a knack person, a caller of gooses.”

“Geese,” Alvin offered helpfully.

Arthur shook his head. “I just like birds.”

“I like birds too,” said Audubon, “but they don’t feel the same about me.”

“Cause you kill ’em and you ain’t even hungry,” said Arthur Stuart.