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Chapters (47)
  1. Hating the Boss
  2. Table of Contents
  3. More by Kristen
  4. Days Left Until Summer Break: 80
  5. Six Months Earlier …
  6. Days Left Until School Starts: 30
  7. Jaxon
  8. Days Left Until School Starts: 29
  9. Jaxon
  10. Days Left Until School Starts: 2
  11. Jaxon
  12. Raegan
  13. Days Left Until Summer Break: 179
  14. Raegan
  15. Days Left Until Summer Break: 178
  16. Raegan
  17. Days Left Until Summer Break: 177
  18. Days Left Until Summer Break: 162
  19. Jaxon
  20. Raegan
  21. Days Left Until Summer Break: 157
  22. Days Left Until Summer Break: 155
  23. Days Left Until Summer Break: 153
  24. Days Left Until Summer Break: 152
  25. Days Left Until Summer Break: 140
  26. Days Left Until Summer Break: 139
  27. Days Left Until Summer Break: 138
  28. Days Left Until Summer Break: 126
  29. Days Left Until Summer Break: 125
  30. Raegan
  31. Days Left Until Summer Break: 122
  32. Days Left Until Summer Break: 119
  33. Jaxon
  34. Days Left Until Summer Break: 117
  35. Days Left Until Summer Break: 113
  36. Days Left Until Summer Break: 90
  37. Days Left Until Summer Break: 84
  38. Days Left Until Summer Break: 80
  39. Jaxon
  40. Days Left Until Summer Break: 73
  41. Jaxon
  42. Raegan
  43. Days Left Until Summer Break: 68
  44. Epilogue: Two Years Later
  45. The End
  46. More by Kristen
  47. Acknowledgements

The most important lesson too many principals fail to learn: The secretary and custodial staff are your best allies. Spoil them and they will do anything for you.

“I’m going to make my rounds,” I say. “I’ve got the walkie if you need me.”

“Have fun. Show those kids who’s boss.”

I shoot her a wink before striding into the hallway.

Second grade is in the cafeteria eating lunch. As a kid, lunchtime is your favorite time of day. As a teacher, it’s the only time you get to go to the bathroom, check your texts, make copies, and scarf down your food. It’s the only time you get to sit and catch your breath, and it’s over in a flash.

And if you have lunch duty? Cut that precious time in half because the other half will be spent supervising over one-hundred students in the lunchroom. That job could scare even the badass Dwayne Johnson. I’d like to see him handle a kid with a bloody nose, with another student who’s crying because he doesn’t like the turkey sandwich his mother gave him, while two other students start a food fight.

I stick my head through the doorway and make eye-contact with the teacher on duty. “Everything okay?”

She nods and gives me a thumbs up. Then a little boy runs up to her, pinching his fly, doing what we refer to as The Pee-Pee Dance.

Why kids always wait until the last second to ask for the bathroom, I’ll never understand.

I continue down the hall, waving to the physical education teacher and the librarian as I pass their rooms. Then I pop in to each first-grade classroom, wishing the students a great first day.

When I turn the corner, I’m in the kindergarten hallway. My stride slows as I approach the first room.

Raegan’s room.

I haven’t seen Raegan since she left my office two days ago. She won’t admit to stealing my ring, and I won’t believe that she didn’t steal it. We’re at a stalemate. At this point, there’s nothing more I can do. Not until I can figure out a way to get her to confess.

And I will get her to confess.

I need that ring back. There’s no other option.

Her door’s open, so I lean against the frame. The class is sitting in a circle on the rug. In a rocking chair with a crying child sitting in her lap, Raegan’s reading a story and trying to make her voice heard above the wailing student while consoling him at the same time.