Chapters (17)
Conrad Linthor says, “I just can’t get this picture out of my head. This superhero going out and buying a ring. And there you are. This sixteen-year-old girl.” He laughs. He nudges Billie as if to say, I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing near you.
“And there I was,” Billie says. “Here I am.”
Ernesto has to gasp for air he is laughing so hard.
Billie says, “I guess it’s kind of funny. In a horrible way.”
“So, anyway,” Conrad says. “Since Billie’s into chess, I thought we ought to show her your project. Have they set up the banquet room yet?”
Ernesto stops laughing, holds his right hand out, like he’s stopping traffic. “Hey, man. Maybe later? I’ve got prep. I’m salad station tonight. You know?”
“Ernesto’s an artist,” Conrad says. “I keep telling him he needs to make some appointments, take a portfolio downtown. My dad says people would pay serious bucks for what Ernesto does.”
Billie isn’t really paying attention to this conversation. She’s thinking about Paul Zell. How could you be a superhero, Paul Zell? Can you miss something that big? A secret as big as that? Sure, she thinks. Probably you can miss it by a mile.
“I make things out of butter,” Ernesto says. “It’s no big deal. Like, sure, someone’s going to pay me a million bucks for something I carved out of butter.”
“It’s a statement,” Conrad Linthor says, “an artistic statement about the world we live in.”
“We live in a world made out of butter,” Ernesto says. “Doesn’t seem like much of a statement to me. You any good at chess?”
“What?” Billie says.
“Chess. You any good?”
“I’m not bad,” Billie says. “You know, it’s just for fun. Paul Zell’s really good.”
“So he wins most of the time?” Ernesto says.
“Yeah,” Billie says. She thinks about it. “Wait, no. I guess I win more.”
“You gonna be a superhero when you grow up? Because those guys are way into chess.”
Conrad Linthor says, “It’s the superhero triangle. Warning signs you might grow up to save the world. Chess is an indicator. Weird coincidences, that’s another one. For example, you’re always in the wrong place at the right time. Bed-wetting. Plus you have an ability of some kind.”
“I don’t have an ability,” Billie says. “Not even one of those really pointless ones like always knowing the right time, or whether it’s going to rain.”
“Your power might develop later on,” Conrad Linthor says.
“It won’t.”
“Well, okay. But it might,” Conrad Linthor says. “It’s why I noticed you in the first place. You stick out. She sticks out, right?”
“I guess,” Ernesto says. He gives her that appraising-a-cut-of-meat look again. Then nods. “Sure. She sticks out. You stick out.”
“I stick out,” Billie says. “I stick out like what?”
“Even Aliss noticed,” Conrad says. “She thought you were here to audition, remember?”
Ernesto says, “Oh, yeah. Because Aliss is such a fine judge of character.”