Chapters (17)
Conrad Linthor steers Billie to a marble-topped table. Copper whisks, mixing bowls, dinged pots hang down on hooks.
Billie feels she ought to say something. “You must have a lot of money,” she contributes. “To live in a hotel.”
“No shit, Sherlock,” Conrad Linthor says. “Sit down. I’ll be back.”
Billie climbs, slowly and carefully, up a laddery stool and lays her poor head down on the dusty, funereal slab. (It’s actually a pastry station, the dust is flour, but Billie is mentally in a bad place.) Paul Zell, Paul Zell. She stares at the tiled wall. Billie’s heart has a crack in it. Her head is made of radiation. The Starbucks espresso she forced down has burnt a thousand pinprick holes in Billie’s wretched stomach.
Conrad Linthor comes back too soon. He says, “This is her.”
There’s a guy with him. Skinny, with serious acne scars. Big shoulders. Funny little paper hat and a stained apron. “Ernesto, Billie,” Conrad says. “Billie, Ernesto.”
“How old did you say?” Ernesto says. He folds his arms, as if Billie is a bad cut of meat Conrad Linthor is trying to pass off as prime rib.
“Sixteen, right?”
Billie confirms.
“She came to the city because of some pervert she met online?”
“In an MMORPG,” Conrad says.
“He isn’t a pervert,” Billie says. “He thought I was my sister. I was pretending to be my sister. She’s in her thirties.”
“What’s your guess?” Conrad asks Ernesto. “Superhero or dentist?”
“One more time,” Billie says. “I’m not here to audition for anything. And do I look like a dentist?”
“You look like trouble,” Ernesto says. “Drink this.” He hands her a glass full of something slimy and green.
“What’s in it?” Billie says.
“Wheatgrass,” Ernesto says. “And other stuff. Secret recipe. Hold your nose and drink it down.”
“Yuck,” Billie says. (I won’t even try to describe the taste of Ernesto’s hangover cure. Except, I will never drink again.) “Yuck, yuck, yuck.”
“Keep holding your nose,” Ernesto advises Billie. To Conrad: “They met online?”
“Yeah,” Billie says. “In FarAway.”
“Yeah, I know that game. Dentist,” Ernesto says. “For sure.”
“Except,” Conrad says, “it gets better. It wasn’t just a game. Inside this game, they were playing a game. They were playing chess.”
“Ohhhh,” Ernesto says. Now he’s grinning.
“Superhero,” Conrad says. They high-five each other. “The only question is who.”
“What was the alias again?” Ernesto asks Billie. “The name this dude gave?”
“Paul Zell?” Billie says. “Wait, you think Paul Zell is a superhero? No way. He does tech support for a nonprofit. Something involving endangered species.”
Conrad Linthor and Ernesto exchange another look. “Superhero for sure,” Ernesto says.
Ernesto says, “Or supervillain. All those freaks are into chess. It’s like a disease.”
“No way,” Billie says again.
Conrad Linthor says, “Because there’s no chance Paul Zell would have lied to you about anything. Because the two of you were being completely and totally honest with each other.” Which shuts Billie up.