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  1. First Among Sequels
  2. Thursday Next Book 5
  3. Jasper Fforde
  4. ALSO BY JASPER FFORDE
  5. FirstAmongSequels
  6. Jasper Fforde
  7. Contents
  8. Author’s Note
  9. FirstAmongSequels
  10. Breakfast
  11. Mum and Polly and Mycroft
  12. Acme Carpets
  13. Jurisfiction
  14. Training Day
  15. The Great Library andCouncil of Genres
  16. A Probe Inside Pinocchio
  17. Julian Sparkle
  18. Core Containment
  19. The Well of Lost Plots
  20. The Refit
  21. Kids
  22. The ChronoGuard
  23. Home Again
  24. Cheese
  25. Breakfast Again
  26. Aornis Hades
  27. The Goliath Corporation
  28. The Austen Rover
  29. Holmes
  30. Next
  31. The Piano Problem
  32. Policy Directives
  33. The Paragon
  34. Thursday Next
  35. Bound to the Outland
  36. The Discreet Charmof the Outland
  37. Time Out of Joint
  38. Now Is the Winter
  39. Spending the Surplus
  40. The Austen Rover Roving
  41. Somewhere Else Entirely
  42. Rescue/Capture
  43. The Bees, the Bees
  44. Senator Jobsworth
  45. The Great Samuel Pepys Fiasco
  46. The End of Time
  47. A Woman NamedThursday Next
  48. My Thanks to:

The elevator stopped, and we stepped out. Down here in the Well, the subbasements looked more like narrow Elizabethan streets than corridors. It was here that purveyors of book-construction-related merchandise could be found displaying their wares in a multitude of specialty shops that would appeal to any genre, style or setting. The corridors were alive with the bustling activity of artisans moving hither and thither in the gainful pursuit of book building. Plot traders, backstoryists, hole stitchers, journeymen and generics trotted purposefully in every direction, and cartloads of prefabricated sections for protobooks were being slowly pulled down the center of the street by Pitman ponies, which are a sort of shorthand horse that doesn’t take up so much room.

Most of it was salvage. In the very lowest subbasement was the Text Sea, and it was on the shores of this ocean that scrapped books were pulled apart by work gangs using nothing more refined than hammers, chains and muscle. The chunks of battered narrative were then dismantled by cutters, who would remove and package any salvageable items to be resold. Any idea, setting or character that was too damaged or too dull to be reused was unceremoniously dumped in the Text Sea, where the bonds within the sentences were loosened until they were nothing but words, and then these, too, were reduced to letters and punctuation, the meaning burning off into a bluish mist that lingered near the foreshore before evaporating.

“Who are we going to see?” asked Thursday5 as we made our way through the crowded throng.

“Bradshaw wanted me to cast an eye over the Jane Austen refit,” I replied. “The engineer in charge is Isambard Kingdom Buñuel, the finest and most surreal book engineer in the WOLP. When he constructed War and Peace, no one thought that anything of such scale and grandeur could be built, let alone launched. It was so large an entire subbasement had to be constructed to take it. Even now a permanent crew of twenty is needed to keep it going.”

Thursday5 looked curiously around as a gang of riveters walked past, laughing loudly and talking about a spine they’d been working on.

“So once the book is built, it’s moved to the Great Library?” she asked.

“If only,” I replied. “Once completed and the spark has been ignited, it undergoes a rigorous twelve-point narrative safety-and-compliance regime before being studiously and penetratively test-read on a special rig. After that, the book is taken on a trial reading by the Council of Genres Book Inspectorate before being passed—or not—for publication.”