And as though to prove it, he jumped up and poured his coffee into the sink. He had not touched it, although he had absent-mindedly eaten all the butter biscuits. Noticing that the sink was full of dirty dishes and pans, he rolled up one of his sleeves and turned on the tap. Eagerly he waited for the water to run hot. Even when Yael said, “You’re crazy, Efraim, leave it, we’ll put it all in the machine after lunch,” he took no notice but started washing enthusiastically and laying the soapy dishes out on the marble drainboard. “It relaxes me,” he said. “I’ll be finished in a few minutes, once the water finally makes up its mind to get hot. I’ll be glad to spare you the need to run the dishwasher; and the dishes will come out much cleaner; and meanwhile we can go on talking a little longer. Which is the cold water and which is the hot? Where are we supposed to be, America? Everything’s topsy-turvy here. But if you’ve really got to go, that’s fine with me. You just go, Yael, and come back later. I’ll promise to restrict myself to the kitchen. I won’t wander around the flat, I won’t even use the toilet. Shall I polish the silver for you? Or clean out the fridge? I’ll stay right here and wait, no matter how long you’re gone. Like a male Solveig. I’ve got this book about whale hunters in Alaska, and it talks about this custom . . . Never mind. Don’t worry about me, Yael, I don’t mind waiting all day. Instead of worrying about me, you ought to worry about Dimi. To use Ted’s amusing expression, you could say that Dimi is down. To my mind, the first thing we ought to do is find a totally different social setting for him. Maybe a boarding school for gifted children? Or the other way around, tame one or two of the neighbors’ kids . . .”

Suddenly, as though translating her revulsion into fury, Yael snatched the soapy sponge and the frying pan he was holding.