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“In any civilized country,” said Wahrhaftig, trying to get the conversation back on the rails, “you two would not be permitted to say such macabre words about this tragic subject. There are certain things one must not joke about even in a private conversation behind closed doors. But our Fima is addicted to paradox, while you, Gad, are only happy when you have a chance to poke fun at the government, Auschwitz, the Entebbe raid, the Six Million, anything to be provocative. You’re dead inside. You’d hang the lot of them. The Hangman from Alfasi Street. It’s because you both hate the state, instead of getting up every morning and thanking God on bended knee for everything we have here, including the Asianness and the Bolshevism. You can’t see the cheese for the holes.” And suddenly, swelling with sham fury, as though he had made up his mind to impersonate a fearsome tyrant, the old doctor turned crimson, his drunkard’s face trembled, his crisscrossed blood vessels looked as though they were about to burst, and he roared politely:

“Cut the cackle now! Everyone back to work, quick march! My clinic is not a parliament!”

Barely opening the crack of his lips, Eitan hissed under his blond mustache:

“But that’s just what it is. A senile parliament. Alfred, step into my room. And I need you too, you sex-starved Miss World, with Mrs. Bergman’s notes.”

“What have I done to you?” Tamar whispered tearfully. “Why do you torment me all the time?” And with a flicker of timorous courage she added:

“One of these days I’ll hit you.”

“Great.” Eitan grinned. “I’m at your service. I’ll even turn the other cheek, if that’ll help to calm your hormones down a bit. Then Saint Augustine here can comfort you, and me, together with all those who mourn for Zion and Jerusalem, amen.” So saying, he wheeled around with military precision and stalked lithely away, smoothing his white sweater and leaving silence behind him.

The two doctors disappeared into Dr. Eitan’s room. Fima rooted in his pocket and managed to produce a crumpled, none too clean handkerchief, which he was about to hand to Tamar, whose eyes were brimming. But, unnoticed by him, a small object fell out of the folds of the handkerchief and landed on the floor. Tamar bent over, picked it up, and returned it to him, smiling through her tears. It was Annette’s earring. Then she wiped her eyes, the brown one and the green one, on her sleeve, pulled out the requisite files, and hurried after the doctors. In the doorway she turned her harassed face toward Fima and said with desperate pathos, as though swearing by all that was most dear to her:

“One of these days I’ll grab a pair of scissors and murder him. Then I’ll kill myself.”