Back Fake Like Me
Chapters (42)
  1. Cover
  2. Title
  3. Dedication
  4. Carey Logan Retrospective Coming to Young Museum
  5. 1996
  6. Chapter One
  7. 2011
  8. Chapter Two
  9. Prudence
  10. Chapter Three
  11. Chapter Four
  12. Chapter Five
  13. Chapter Six
  14. Humility
  15. Chapter Seven
  16. Chapter Eight
  17. Chapter Nine
  18. Chapter Ten
  19. Chapter Eleven
  20. Chapter Twelve
  21. Chapter Thirteen
  22. Chapter Fourteen
  23. Chapter Fifteen
  24. Chapter Sixteen
  25. Chastity
  26. Chapter Seventeen
  27. Modesty & Temperance
  28. Chapter Eighteen
  29. Purity & Obedience
  30. Chapter Nineteen
  31. Chapter Twenty
  32. Chapter Twenty-One
  33. Chapter Twenty-Two
  34. Chapter Twenty-Three
  35. Chapter Twenty-Four
  36. One Year Later
  37. Chapter Twenty-Five
  38. Acknowledgments
  39. Discover Barbara Bourland
  40. About the Author
  41. Also by Barbara Bourland
  42. Reading Group Guide

He looked at me, long and hard, raising his eyebrows, mocking me. I looked away. The same envelope that had been Jack’s bookmark, a piece of certified mail addressed to Pine City, LLC, from Eliot&Sprain, poked out of a stack of papers on his kitchen counter. I tried not to stare at it too obviously.

“Soooo…then tell me about the paintings you lost,” he said casually, like it was nothing, flipping a hamburger.

I balked and offered a half-truth. “Um. Prudence was originally inset with a verdigris made from the copper gutters of St. Patrick’s Cathedral—I, um, befriended the janitor there and he let me scrape them when they came down for cleaning—but I couldn’t get that again. Obviously.”

“Obviously.” He shook his head and looked up, a grin on his face—a look that said, Lady, don’t bullshit a bullshitter. “We can play this game if you want. But, look, I’m not going to rat you out. I swear.”

I stared at him for a minute before I replied. He stared back. “Prove it,” I said.

“Okay,” he said, smiling, taking out his phone, and pulling up a photo. “Look at that.”

It was a human brain, encased in a tall plastic take-out container.

The little microscopic pink lines of it; the squish against the walls of the jar—ugh—my mouth went dry, papery, and I had to grab the counter for support.

“It’s so illegal,” he said, taking back the phone, “and so delicate that I haven’t been able to finish working with it. I can’t get it to survive the electroforming bath. Thus far the legal arguments have hinged on the work as a form of public interest. But this is not a work yet—it’s a stolen brain in a plastic Tupperware container that I bought in New Jersey for twenty thousand dollars in cash. That’s why we don’t throw big parties here anymore, by the way. Now: You have something on me.”

“I still want to know why you do it.”

“You already asked me that.”

“Yeah, but I wasn’t satisfied with your answer.”

“Why do I acquire human organs on the black market, or why do I bronze them, or why do I sell them?”

“All of the above. Full enchilada.”

“Uh—okay.” He turned around and leaned against the counter, holding the spatula at a thoughtful angle. I did the same, aping his body language, and it seemed, for a second, like we were going to tell each other the truth.