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Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. EVERWILD
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. Copyright Page
  6. PART ONEA Vapor of Afterlights
  7. CHAPTER 1Fresh Havoc
  8. CHAPTER 2The View on High
  9. CHAPTER 3Audience with an Ogre
  10. CHAPTER 4The Outcast
  11. CHAPTER 5Southern Discomfort
  12. CHAPTER 6Shuttle Diplomacy
  13. CHAPTER 7A Fistful of Forever
  14. PART TWODancing with the Deadlies
  15. CHAPTER 8Treasures of the Flesh
  16. CHAPTER 9Good Stewards
  17. CHAPTER 10Skinjacking for Fun and Profit
  18. CHAPTER 11Surfing Tennessee
  19. CHAPTER 12Of Monsters and Mullets
  20. CHAPTER 13Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
  21. CHAPTER 14Strange Winds
  22. CHAPTER 15The Flight of Mikey McGill
  23. PART THREEThe Great White City
  24. CHAPTER 16Mary’s Master Plan
  25. CHAPTER 17The Death Boss
  26. CHAPTER 18The Interlight Incubator
  27. CHAPTER 19Eminence Green
  28. PART FOURWay of the Chocolate Warrior
  29. CHAPTER 20The Great Train Robbery
  30. CHAPTER 21Let ’Er Rip
  31. CHAPTER 22Cram That Sucker
  32. CHAPTER 23Severance and Blithe
  33. CHAPTER 24It’s a Dog’s Life
  34. PART FIVEThe Skinjacker Revelations
  35. CHAPTER 25Lair of the Cat Woman
  36. CHAPTER 26Home
  37. CHAPTER 27Skinjacker’s Lullaby
  38. CHAPTER 28The Sleep of the Dead
  39. CHAPTER 29Teed for Two
  40. CHAPTER 30A Place on the Mantel
  41. PART SIXCity of the Dead
  42. CHAPTER 31On the Banks of Eternity
  43. CHAPTER 32The Low Approach
  44. CHAPTER 33Suspicious Minds
  45. CHAPTER 34Poolside Rendezvous
  46. CHAPTER 35Allie-Allie-Oxen-Free
  47. CHAPTER 36The Intolerable Nexus of Extremes
  48. CHAPTER 37Sky Refugees
  49. CHAPTER 38Last Train Out of Memphis
  50. CHAPTER 39At the Moment of Madness
  51. CHAPTER 40The Changeling and the Golem
  52. EPILOGUERequiem for the Living
  53. Unwind excerpt
  54. Unwholly excerpt

It was just like Isaiah had said.

It didn’t look like a real brain; it looked more like a plastic model, with the various lobes labeled in bold lettering— perhaps something Johnnie-O once saw in a classroom somewhere. This was Johnnie-O’s memory of a brain, and the ripper now held it in his hand like an oversize walnut.

“Aaaaaaah!” wailed Johnnie-O in the kind of abject terror that can only come from seeing your brain held out before you. “Give it back! Give it back!” Painless though it was, there was something fundamentally disturbing about this—not just the fact of seeing one’s own brain held up for observation, but to suddenly have one’s very consciousness separate and apart from one’s body, and yet still tethered as if by some weird wireless connection. For Johnnie-O, the sensation was far worse than pain.

“AAAAAH!” he screamed. “Put it back in! I swear I won’t touch you, just put it back in!”

“Maybe I’ll just squish it beneath my feet! Squish, squish!”

“Noooo!”

It infuriated Nick to see Johnnie-O helpless and humiliated, so Nick reached for something that might give them a brief balance of power. He found a hand grenade, and held it up to the Ripper.

“Give him back his brain, or I’ll pull the pin, and shove this thing in your mouth.”

The Ripper laughed at that. “Won’t matter!” he said. “If I gets blowed up, I’ll just pull back together again, like it was nuthin’!”

“Yes,” Nick said with a grin. “In theory …”

The wider Nick’s grin got, the more worried the Ripper became. “Whadaya mean, theory?”

“I mean that bullets and cuts are one thing. They heal in seconds, sure … but if you’re blown to smithereens, how do you know all those smithereens are gonna find one another again?”

Clearly the Ripper had never thought of this.

“You have till the count of three.” Nick reached for the pin, ready to pull it. “One … two …”

“Fine!” The Ripper went over to Johnnie-O, who was now whimpering in a corner, clutching his intensely empty head. “Who needs it?” said the Ripper. “Probably got worms anyway.” Then he pushed Johnnie-O’s brain right back inside him.

The Ripper then scrambled over the vertically mounted chairs and reached up toward the spacecraft’s control panel—then hit a button.

A hatch popped open like a trapdoor right beneath poor Johnnie-O, who was still just recovering from his brain-ripping ordeal, and he plunged through the open hatch into darkness. Nick could hear him tumbling down a tunnel, and crashing into whatever filled the cargo hold of the shuttle.

“Was that really necessary?” shouted Nick.

“You’re next!” threatened the Ripper.

Nick was angry enough to pull the pin on the grenade and blow them both to smithereens, but he fought the urge, found a foothold, and climbed toward the Ripper.