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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

“My college roommate and I started an Internet company when we were sophomores. Basically, we never have to work again,” the prospective filmmaker answered offhandedly.

When the filmmaker seized his opportunity to introduce himself to Spike and Denzel, Charlie wedged his way through the crowded room to find Samantha.

“Adrienne, have you seen Samantha?” he asked Adrienne Strong-Rodman while she was still in mid hip-hop.

“No, doll. But I would kill to have thrown this party. I’m so jealous. I could fuckin’ kill her.”

Charlie continued to look for Samantha.

Grey Navez waved at him. “Great party, Charlie.”

“Only Samantha! Only Samantha!” Tina Schultz chimed in.

“Yes. She’s incredible.” Charlie smiled and went to get a drink.

“A Grey Goose on the rocks,” he said to the bartender.

“Aren’t you some famous doctor?” The bartender stared at him.

“I don’t know about that. But I’m a doctor and I don’t play one on TV,” Charlie answered.

“Yes you do. I saw you being interviewed on E! Entertainment Network the other day. You were giving someone really famous a chemical peel.”

“Oh, I’m not sure it was me.”

“Man, it was you.” The bartender tapped Charlie on his arm. “I’m an actor, so I bartend and watch E! You were giving one of those Piel sisters a chemical peel. How much does something like that cost?”

“I think you’ve got me confused with someone else.” Charlie walked away.

Charlie looked down at his watch. It was getting close to 2 a.m. and the party was still going strong. Most weeknight events in New York ended soberly by ten-thirty so the captains of industry could get to work early the next morning. It was the rare evening when anyone over thirty stayed out past midnight.

“Have you seen my wife?” Charlie asked Jil, who was wearing a do-rag on his head.

“She’s here somewhere.”

“Where’s Francesca tonight?” Charlie asked.

“She said she had to work late. Poor thing. She’s such a good girl. But I suppose that’s why we all love her.”

“Yes, I suppose.” Charlie continued to look around the room.

“If I see Samantha, I’ll tell her you were looking for her.”

“I’m sure we’ll catch up.”

There was something about the earnestness of Francesca Weissman working late that made Charlie want to leave before he said the wrong thing to one of those white women dressed up like Queen Latifah.

“Clarice! Clarice!” Charlie called as he saw Clarice Santorini moving very quickly toward the exit.

“Clarice, it’s Charlie Acton!”

Clarice continued walking.

“I was just wondering where your husband is.” Charlie stopped her. “I thought perhaps he’s seen my wife.”

“Who the hell cares,” Clarice mumbled, and kept walking.

“Excuse me?” Charlie answered.

“I’m going home and I suggest you do, too.” Clarice shoved her way out of the room.