Back Elements of Style Save as PDF
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

Barry’s house in Aspen was stocked with exactly the same food that Samantha remembered in Nantucket. For Samantha’s taste, the house was a little too aggressively western. There were a few too many quilts, moose heads, wood-beamed ceilings, and Native American rugs.

“It’s a lovely house.” She smiled when she walked into the living room. “So cozy.”

“Clarice did it,” he answered. “You gotta hand it to her. She does have terrific taste.”

As soon as Samantha heard it was Clarice’s taste she dismissed the entire décor as suburban ski resort from the Ralph Lauren western home collection.

“How is Clarice?” she asked.

“Who the fuck knows,” he blurted. “She wants to open a shop in Palm Beach. All these fuckin’ rich women now want to pretend they’ve got something to do. They should all go collect tolls on the George Washington Bridge for a day. Then they would shut up about work giving meaning to their lives.”

Samantha was sorry she had brought up Clarice at all. “How are your daughters?”

“Clarice tells them lies about me. And Venice’s friend had her foot blown off the other night.”

“What?” Samantha sat down.

“You know, that woman decorator who had a daughter who was a promising dancer.”

“Pippa Rose?”

“Yes. That’s her. The daughter was at Starbucks.”

“That’s so awful!” Samantha hadn’t heard this before. “Barry, why has the world become so terrible?”

“You were just protected, baby. The world has always been terrible,” he said, reaching for a bagel.

“Not like this. Not Pippa Rose’s beautiful daughter at the Starbucks near Lincoln Center.”

“What. You think the crazies care if Pippa Rose’s daughter did pirouettes or went to Spence? Don’t be such a fuckin’ elitist.”

Samantha poured herself a vodka. “I’m not an elitist.”

“C’mon. You can’t say you haven’t had an easy life. You’re beautiful, you’re smart, men dig you, and your parents had a shitload of money. What the hell else did you want?”

Samantha thought perhaps Barry’s anger management was wearing off. “I wanted to be happy.”

“Only rich girls can afford to want to be happy. Most of us think we’ll be happy once we make enough money.”

“And are you?” she asked. By now the two vodkas on the plane plus this new one were sinking in.

“I know most men don’t have what I’ve got,” he replied.

“You didn’t answer me.” Samantha put her hand on his thigh.

“Fuck you.” He tickled her and playfully pushed her against the wall. Then suddenly he stopped. “Let’s go to bed.”

“What’s the matter, Barry?” She ran her fingers through his hair while he winced as if he was in pain.

“I’m tired, I’m going to bed.” He began slowly walking up the steps that looked like log-cabin Tinkertoys.

“Are you okay, babe?” she asked, following him.