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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

On all the nights that year Charlie had escorted Frankie to the opera or a play, he never came upstairs. Charlie always made excuses about running late or having to get up early for morning rounds.

“I thought you’d have a lot of books,” he said, examining the book-lined living room while she hung up their coats. “Samantha never let me put my books in the living room. She told me only Hollywood decorators did that.”

“Really?” It was a concept that had never occurred to Frankie.

“Yes, they buy up used books by the caseload to warm up the living rooms of ex-television stars’ homes.”

“So you mean my books make me like an ex-star of The Partridge Family?” Frankie asked.

“No, your books make you exactly who I hoped you would be,” he answered, and immediately took down a volume of Edwin Arlington Robinson poetry.

“Would you like a drink?” Frankie asked.

“No, no. If I have one drink I’ll want thirty-six, and you can’t possibly have enough for that. I’d like a cup of tea and some very junkie cookies. Chips Ahoy! or some other thing full of BHT and riboflavin. If this isn’t a night for additives, then I don’t have any other answers.”

Frankie went into her kitchen to make a pot of tea and took a look at her face. She was ashamed of herself for being vain on a night when she had seen body bags on Columbus Avenue. But on the other hand, she knew that nothing affirms life like random death.

Charlie had sat down on the living room couch with the cat. He was still reading the Robinson when Frankie came back into the room.

“It’s nice, Frankie. It’s very warm,” Charlie said. “I’ll be happy thinking about you living here.”

“Thank you. I really should do more with it, or move,” she mumbled. “Sorry, the only cookies I’ve got are Fig Newtons. They might be too healthy.” She handed the bag to him.

“Darn tootin’. I love Fig Newtons.” Charlie closed his book and popped a cookie in his mouth. “Okay, I’m ready. Should we turn on the television and find out if the rest of us are blowing up tonight?”

“Maybe we should just avoid it and go out eating Fig Newtons. That would be all right with me.” Frankie grabbed two cookies. “I’m double-fistin’.”

“C’mere, honey.” Charlie outstretched his arm around her. “We’re gonna do this together. You, me, and Edward Arlington Robinson.”

“You left out my cat. Gilda’s coming with us, too.”

As Frankie cuddled into Charlie and signaled for her cat to jump on her lap, Charlie put on the television.