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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

Barry began walking down Madison Avenue. As he passed his daughter’s school, Barry thought that he wasn’t afraid of dying. He just had no desire to spend any time in hospitals or at the mercy of insufferable nurses and big-shot doctors like Victor Vartan. If he was sick, he’d get Clarice to set up a room for him at their apartment, and Yvonne and his daughters and even in time beautiful Samantha would be there for him. He was not going to be another body on a bed. Clarice was good at mothering, and he’d let her do that for him. If Samantha was the love of his life, she’d understand and go with the flow.

Jil called Samantha to say he saw Barry out with Clarice before Barry got to her apartment that night.

“She was looking very Jackie O,” Jil said. “Very Upper East Side old guard, the red and green holiday Hermès scarf, the Chanel boots, le tout ensemble.”

“Did it seem like they were having a good time?” Samantha asked.

“Girls like that never have a good time. They’re too busy being martyrs in cashmere. But I have to say they did seem fairly chummy.”

“What do you mean chummy?” Samantha couldn’t help probing.

“Darlin’, isn’t this a little high school? I mean, ho-hum. On the other hand, I’d kill for a piece of Grey Navez’s chocolate candy. Do you think it’s too late for me to go work at Morgan Stanley?”

“Jil, how chummy?” Samantha was adamant.

“I’m sorry I told you.”

“Well you did, so now it’s too late.”

“Grey says they were holding hands but I didn’t see it.” Jil truly wished he had never mentioned it.

“Thanks, Jil. You’re a pal.” She had had enough.

“Maybe they were discussing his divorce.”

“Good night, Jil.”

Samantha poured herself a vodka and sat on a couch watching the Food Network until the doorman said Barry was on his way up.

“Hi. I couldn’t reach you all day.” Samantha kissed him.

“Long day. Fuckin’ agents had me on the phone till ten.”

“Poor darling.” She kissed him again. “Want a drink?” She began to get up.

“No, I’m tired. Let’s go to bed.”

She put her arm around him. “I’m sorry it’s been so rough.”

“You have no idea, babe.” He began to kiss her neck.

“Maybe I do. Jil called to say he saw you having dinner with Clarice.”

“The fuckin’ art dealer?” He was definitely not in the mood for recriminations.

“He’s one of my best friends.”

“Well he’s a gossip and a drama queen. I took the mother of my children to dinner. Big fuckin’ deal.” Barry poured himself a diet Dr Pepper.

“Barry, have you told her we’re moving in together?” Samantha asked him for what Barry thought must have been the thirtieth time.