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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgments
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. Permissions Acknowledgments
  44. Also by Wendy Wasserstein
  45. Copyright Page

Clarice smiled. Judy swearing reminded her of Barry and his rat-fucks. She looked forward to sharing a ride with her uptown.

“Where’s your car?” Judy asked as they left the restaurant.

“Barry has the car. I thought we’d share a cab.”

“Don’t be ridiculous! You don’t know who the hell is driving cabs these days. They’re all on the phone to their Al Qaeda cell in Buffalo. I told Bill to pick me up at Saks in an hour but I’ll just get him to come now.” Judy took out her BlackBerry.

“Mom! Mom!” Brooke bounded out of the school. “Mom, look what I made!” Brooke presented her mother with a wire and papier-mâché sculpture.

“Honey, that’s fabulous.” Clarice kissed her. “You remember Mrs. Tremont.”

“Mom! Mom!” Brooke said, pulling on her sleeve.

“Brookie, aren’t you going to shake Mrs. Tremont’s hand? Where are your manners?”

“Mom, look! Dad’s car is across the street.”

“What?” Judy turned immediately.

Clarice immediately turned her head to look as Julian opened the door for Barry and Samantha.

“Brooke, stay here with Judy. I mean Mrs. Tremont.”

“But I want to go with you,” the child whined.

“You stay here with Judy,” Clarice whispered.

Barry crossed the street before Clarice had a chance to reach him.

“What are you doing here, Clarice?” he asked abruptly.

“I called the school and told them I was picking Brookie up this week.”

“You should have called me.” He avoided acknowledging Judy or his child.

“Who talks to you?” Clarice felt her heart pounding. “Brooke, take a walk with Mrs. Tremont.”

“Mommy, I want to stay with you.” The child held on to her mother’s white jacket.

“Clarice, if you have any questions just call Yvonne and she’ll give you my schedule.” His voice was devoid of emotion.

“Barry, why is that woman here?” Clarice felt her hands shaking.

“What woman?” Barry remained businesslike and spoke softly.

“I don’t want that woman near my child.” The more controlled Barry was, the more Clarice could not contain her anger.

“That’s not up to you, Clarice,” Barry said softly.

“Mom, who is she?” Brooke asked.

“Honey, shhhh,” Judy hushed the child. She couldn’t believe her luck. She was in the middle of the best story in town.

“Barry, I want you to move out tonight!” Clarice’s neck had turned red.

“You mean you’re throwing me out. That won’t look very good in court.”

Clarice grabbed Barry by the arm. “Barry—”

“Let go of me, Clarice,” He took her hand off his jacket.

“Let go of Daddy, Mom.” The child was now crying.

“I want you the hell out of my house tonight!” Clarice shrieked.