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Elements of Style

Wendy Wasserstein
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Contents

Title Page

Dedication

Acknowledgments

CHAPTER ONE: Frankie

CHAPTER TWO: Judy

CHAPTER THREE: Albert

CHAPTER FOUR: Abraham

CHAPTER FIVE: Clarice

CHAPTER SIX: Frankie

CHAPTER SEVEN: Judy

CHAPTER EIGHT: Charlie

CHAPTER NINE: Frankie

CHAPTER TEN: Barry

CHAPTER ELEVEN: Judy

CHAPTER TWELVE: Charlie

CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Frankie

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Samantha

CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Barry

CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Samantha

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Frankie

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Clarice

CHAPTER NINETEEN: Charlie

CHAPTER TWENTY: Samantha

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: Clarice

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: Samantha

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: Charlie

CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: Frankie

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: Clarice

CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX: Barry

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN: Judy

CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT: Samantha

CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE: Frankie

CHAPTER THIRTY: Barry

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: Samantha

CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO: Frankie

CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE: Judy

CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR: Barry

CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE: Samantha

CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX: Charlie

CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN: Samantha

CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT: Frankie

Permissions Acknowledgments

Also by Wendy Wasserstein

Copyright Page

For Gerald Gutierrez

—more than a director

Acknowledgments

I first mentioned the idea for this novel to my agent, Lynn Nesbit, over drinks after I delivered a lecture about Sloth at the New York Public Library. I remain grateful to her for preventing me from adhering to my own wisdom. Her insights have been incisive, and her knowledge of New York social mores is encyclopedic.

Throughout this process, my editor, Victoria Wilson, has been a source of wisdom, unsentimental guidance, and real friendship. Her support has been constant and invaluable.

Finally, even the daunting task of a playwright finishing a novel is worth it when at the end of the road there are drinks and a Bruce Willis movie with Sonny Mehta.

Jeremy Strong is a young talented actor. Michael Barakiva is a young talented director. They are both voracious readers of novels, and I am grateful to them for being able to read my handwriting and type this one.

My father, Morris Wasserstein, arrived at Ellis Island at age seven in 1928. He lived the next seventy-five years of his life in New York City. I am grateful for his belief in the promise of New York and its people.

I am eternally grateful to my five-year-old daughter, Lucy Jane, for her love, foresight, and courage in taking me, as a mother, to the offices of the best pediatricians in New York.

·CHAPTER ONE·

Frankie

Frankie Weissman pushed open the door to her new offices with two double-sized Penny Whistle Toys shopping bags. After spending the morning on her hospital rounds, she had gone into the store just to look. Soon she fell under the spell of a motorized “furr real” pink poodle and Smart Cindy, a foot-tall scholarly doll equipped with 16,000 megabytes of intelligence. Frankie was certain that within an hour she would be hearing her patients’ parents warning them, “Be careful. You don’t know where Smart Cindy’s been,” or “Don’t play with the poodle. You could get anthrax.” But at least Frankie knew she was making a fresh start.

“Dr. Weissman, Dr. Steele is on line one for you.” Rosita the receptionist looked up from the desk as Frankie walked into the waiting room.