Back Drop Dead Gorgeous
Chapters (63)
  1. Also by Lauren Landish
  2. Chapter 1
  3. Zoey
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Blake
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Blake
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Zoey
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Blake
  12. Chapter 6
  13. Zoey
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Blake
  16. Chapter 8
  17. Zoey
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Blake
  20. Chapter 10
  21. Zoey
  22. Chapter 11
  23. Blake
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Zoey
  26. Chapter 13
  27. Blake
  28. Chapter 14
  29. Zoey
  30. Chapter 15
  31. Zoey
  32. Chapter 16
  33. Blake
  34. Chapter 17
  35. Zoey
  36. Chapter 18
  37. Blake
  38. Chapter 19
  39. Zoey
  40. Chapter 20
  41. Blake
  42. Chapter 21
  43. Zoey
  44. Chapter 22
  45. Blake
  46. Chapter 23
  47. Zoey
  48. Chapter 24
  49. Blake
  50. Chapter 25
  51. Zoey
  52. Chapter 26
  53. Blake
  54. Chapter 27
  55. Zoey
  56. Chapter 28
  57. Blake
  58. Epilogue
  59. Zoey
  60. Excerpt: My Big Fat Fake Wedding
  61. Violet—Five Months Ago
  62. Violet
  63. About the Author

I was expecting them to be different, confirming some sort of contamination in the sample or error in the processing, but these results are nearly identical to the previous ones, with only slight variations that can be accounted for by the use of a different machine.

For all intents and purposes, they’re the same. Which means that Richard Horne had oddly high levels of heavy metals in his body when he died. And that’s weird, even for me.

“Hmm,” I ponder out loud, knowing there’s no one to hear me, as I spin in my chair. “What causes heavy metal levels and a heart attack?”

My mind is racing ahead, already contemplating possibilities and dismissing them in rapid-fire succession. I stare at the report until the black numbers blur and my eyes unfocus, which is how Jeff and Alver find me—frozenly staring off into space.

“Zoey?” Jeff says, and I startle, jumping and making a squeaking sound.

“Oh, shit, Jeff. You scared me.”

Jeff looks to Alver, who shrugs in answer like he’s seen me do weirder things before. Truthfully, he has. Though he hasn’t said a single word about catching Blake and me in that oddly questionable position, and I certainly haven’t had the guts to explain.

“You didn’t hear the door?” Jeff asks.

I look past him as though I’ve never seen the door before and shake my head. “No . . . I was thinking.”

He looks dubious, his mustache twitching as he purses his lips. “That’s what we’re calling daydreaming now?”

Alver snickers but covers it with a cough, and my spine finds some steel. As if either of them has the right to complain about that. Jeff’s the sheriff, and more than once, I’ve caught him ‘pondering’ a case in his office. And Alver sometimes likes to ‘give something a good think’ with his eyes closed and his hands laced over his stomach.

I won’t call them on it yet, though. “What’s up, Jeff?”

He catches the change in tone and seems almost thankful for the return to a more professional vibe where he doesn’t have to pretend to care whether I’m okay or not.

“I wanted to talk to you about something . . . uh . . .” Jeff stumbles over his words and looks to Alver, who recoils at the attention. “I mean, we’ve received a report about some concerning after-hours activity down here. And I wanted to follow up to make sure you’re aware that there are rules, especially where the bodies are concerned—”

“What the hell?” I say a little too loudly, and both men flinch.

Jeff’s hand even reflexively reaches for his gun, which is thankfully holstered with the snap in place. Are they shitting me? Alver told on me. He didn’t have the guts to talk to me himself and instead went over my head to Jeff.