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Chapters (63)
  1. Also by Lauren Landish
  2. Chapter 1
  3. Zoey
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Blake
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Blake
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Zoey
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Blake
  12. Chapter 6
  13. Zoey
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Blake
  16. Chapter 8
  17. Zoey
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Blake
  20. Chapter 10
  21. Zoey
  22. Chapter 11
  23. Blake
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Zoey
  26. Chapter 13
  27. Blake
  28. Chapter 14
  29. Zoey
  30. Chapter 15
  31. Zoey
  32. Chapter 16
  33. Blake
  34. Chapter 17
  35. Zoey
  36. Chapter 18
  37. Blake
  38. Chapter 19
  39. Zoey
  40. Chapter 20
  41. Blake
  42. Chapter 21
  43. Zoey
  44. Chapter 22
  45. Blake
  46. Chapter 23
  47. Zoey
  48. Chapter 24
  49. Blake
  50. Chapter 25
  51. Zoey
  52. Chapter 26
  53. Blake
  54. Chapter 27
  55. Zoey
  56. Chapter 28
  57. Blake
  58. Epilogue
  59. Zoey
  60. Excerpt: My Big Fat Fake Wedding
  61. Violet—Five Months Ago
  62. Violet
  63. About the Author

“Gorgeous,” I repeat, pulling her down to kiss her again. “Gorgeous.” Another kiss.

When she’s smiling again, I ask, “So . . . how was our first date? Maybe a one to ten ranking scale, so I can improve for the next one? Keep it statistically comparable, you know.”

Zoey laughs at the conversational turn, and I feel her muscles squeeze me. She tilts her head left and right, not giving anything away before saying, “Pretty good. Though I don’t have much to compare it to,” she teases. “But I hope it’s not over yet.” Her brow lifts flirtatiously.

“Oh?”

Zoey shakes her head, a cascade of dark hair tickling my face. “I plan on giving you a little time to recover, and then we’re going to go one more time before we sleep. Perchance to dream,” she adds with a dramatically airy flair.

I smile at the quoted poetry. It’s so Zoey. “Did you know Hamlet’s soliloquy is one of the most widely known and quoted pieces in modern English? Shakespeare also wrote nearly one-tenth of the most quoted lines in the English language.”

“I did not, but somehow, I’m not surprised that you do.”

I hum, “I also know the average male my age needs roughly twenty minutes before they’re able to go again.”

“Is that so?” Zoey says on a smirk, but she grinds her hips against me as she says it. “Oh, maybe you’re above average?”

“Good inspiration,” I agree, feeling myself harden inside her. Grabbing her hips and pulling her down forcefully, I correct myself. “Gorgeous inspiration.”

Epilogue

Zoey

It’s brunch, Zoey. No big deal. Smile, eat, and don’t say anything weird. You can do this.

I hope that’s true because today is most definitely a big deal. I’m meeting Blake’s family—the people he loves, the ones who shaped him and who made him believe in happily-ever-afters. I want them to like me, and I want to like them. Blake says they will love me, just like he does, but I’m nervous.

Don’t talk about dead bodies. Don’t talk about decomposition. In fact, don’t talk about work at all.

Yeah, that’s probably my best bet. I’ll talk about . . . the weather, cute puppy dogs, and rainbows. That’s normal people stuff, right?

Hell if I know. I haven’t had a regular conversation since . . . I don’t know when. I talk to people at work now that they don’t give me a hard time anymore, but the other folks in the sheriff’s department talk about weird cases, gross calls, and stupid suspects.

Holly talks about her work and shitty guys she’s dating, though I think Jacob might be finally wearing her down. He just might have a chance at getting at least a pizza date out of her before long.