Back Drop Dead Gorgeous
Chapters (63)
  1. Also by Lauren Landish
  2. Chapter 1
  3. Zoey
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Blake
  6. Chapter 3
  7. Blake
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Zoey
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Blake
  12. Chapter 6
  13. Zoey
  14. Chapter 7
  15. Blake
  16. Chapter 8
  17. Zoey
  18. Chapter 9
  19. Blake
  20. Chapter 10
  21. Zoey
  22. Chapter 11
  23. Blake
  24. Chapter 12
  25. Zoey
  26. Chapter 13
  27. Blake
  28. Chapter 14
  29. Zoey
  30. Chapter 15
  31. Zoey
  32. Chapter 16
  33. Blake
  34. Chapter 17
  35. Zoey
  36. Chapter 18
  37. Blake
  38. Chapter 19
  39. Zoey
  40. Chapter 20
  41. Blake
  42. Chapter 21
  43. Zoey
  44. Chapter 22
  45. Blake
  46. Chapter 23
  47. Zoey
  48. Chapter 24
  49. Blake
  50. Chapter 25
  51. Zoey
  52. Chapter 26
  53. Blake
  54. Chapter 27
  55. Zoey
  56. Chapter 28
  57. Blake
  58. Epilogue
  59. Zoey
  60. Excerpt: My Big Fat Fake Wedding
  61. Violet—Five Months Ago
  62. Violet
  63. About the Author

“Blake,” I concede a bit too softly. I swear his breath wavers, but it’s probably just static in the phone connection, right? There’s no way he can be into me so quickly, can he?

Still, I can pretend that it was my saying his name that had that effect. It’s a dangerous game to play, but as long as it’s just between my imagination and my pussy, there’s no harm, no foul. I clench my thighs together, wishing for more friction.

“Other than dropping your dinner, what are you doing tonight, Zoey?” Blake asks, more casual now that we’ve established there are no bears in my living room.

My right brow jumps up of its own volition. I might not date, but I know what late night calls of ‘what’re you doing?’ mean.

“Is this a booty call?” I bite out. “Your Netflix broken, and you need to chill?”

It sounds harsh and bitchy. The truth is, I shift again in my blanket nest, actually considering it. A one and done, scratch that itch situation might be okay. I’ve never tested it, never even thought about testing it.

But surely, Blake would be okay, as long as I never saw him again?

Or you’d just never know about the zoo-escaped lion that ate him as a midnight snack when he tried to save it . . . here, kitty-kitty-kitty-style. I argue with myself on the odds of a lion on the loose.

“No! No, of course not,” Blake assures me, sounding startled and maybe just a little guilty. “That’s not what I meant.”

I have my doubts that it’s true. At the same time, though, to be thought of that way . . . it’s been a long time, and I’ve got needs too.

“Mr. Life Insurance, what are the odds of death by lion mauling?”

He doesn’t even pause at the turn in conversation. “Uh, in the US or Africa?”

My lips quirk as I try to hold back the laugh I wasn’t expecting. “Do you know the answer either way?”

“Yep. In the US, about one in a billion, and that’s including mountain lions in the calculation. In Africa, odds are about one in two hundred, though that can be lessened by staying out of game reserve areas.”

I can’t help it, I laugh at his utter shit statistics. Still . . . one in a billion?

Is it worth the risk?

Is he worth the risk?

Something hot and liquid in my belly says one hundred percent yes.

“Not a booty call, you said? Too bad.” I tsk sadly, promises laced through a follow-up sigh.

“Wait. What?” Blake asks, sounding dizzy. Probably is, the way I’m fucking with his head. “A second ago, I’m pretty sure you were trying to not answer my call, and now you sound like you want me to be calling for a hookup?”