Chapters (63)
- Also by Lauren Landish
- Chapter 1
- Zoey
- Chapter 2
- Blake
- Chapter 3
- Blake
- Chapter 4
- Zoey
- Chapter 5
- Blake
- Chapter 6
- Zoey
- Chapter 7
- Blake
- Chapter 8
- Zoey
- Chapter 9
- Blake
- Chapter 10
- Zoey
- Chapter 11
- Blake
- Chapter 12
- Zoey
- Chapter 13
- Blake
- Chapter 14
- Zoey
- Chapter 15
- Zoey
- Chapter 16
- Blake
- Chapter 17
- Zoey
- Chapter 18
- Blake
- Chapter 19
- Zoey
- Chapter 20
- Blake
- Chapter 21
- Zoey
- Chapter 22
- Blake
- Chapter 23
- Zoey
- Chapter 24
- Blake
- Chapter 25
- Zoey
- Chapter 26
- Blake
- Chapter 27
- Zoey
- Chapter 28
- Blake
- Epilogue
- Zoey
- Excerpt: My Big Fat Fake Wedding
- Violet—Five Months Ago
- Violet
- About the Author
Sebastian throws the ball, and Chunky goes running after it as expected. The only problem? Chunky doesn’t play fetch, so when he gets to the ball he desperately wanted, he drops to the grass to play with it. Sebastian growls and lowers his phone. “Seriously?”
Wow, bro-dude has left the building again. Sebastian’s easygoing until something messes up his shots. Then he’s a quick-tempered dick. I wonder if that had anything to do with Richard Horne’s death? I might not have found out the poison, but some personality traits might be telling.
“Uh, he doesn’t know fetch. Sorry.”
Sebastian sighs. “It’s fine. I’ll finish another way.” He blinks twice and lifts the phone again, flipping a mental switch to become friendly and smiling. “Guess we’ll have to add teaching Chunky the return part of fetch.” He laughs and points at Chunky in the frame before rolling his eyes in a charmingly cute ‘whatcha gonna do’ way.
He lowers the phone, and it’s like that never happened, as though that personality didn’t just pop out of him on command. “All right, dude. Think we got it. Anything else?”
“No, I think that’s everything.” I wish there were another angle to ask about the smoothie extras, but without outright accusation, there’s no way.
But there is one other thing . . .
“I’ll let you get on to whatever you have planned for the day. Hot date?” I guess with a gleam in my eye that begs for details even though I’m terrified at what he’s going to say. I prepare to keep my expression neutral.
“Nothing big. Hanging with another client. That one comes with fringe benefits, though, if you know what I mean.” He winks, nudging me with his elbow again.
That is information I can use, especially if he’s talking about Yvette. I smile back, punching him in the shoulder like I’m celebrating with him. “You sly dog. I bet you get all sorts of fringe benefits—clients and followers.”
Sebastian smirks, nodding. “You know it.” But then he leans in closer. “This one’s different, though.”
I pretend to be flabbergasted, whispering urgently. “The Dog Whisperer has a lady? Even with all the ‘gram ladies throwing it your way? Don’t tell me you’re getting locked down, dude?”
“Hell no.” He laughs so hard he snorts. “I got me a Sugar Momma. Blonde cougar who’s hungry for the D.”
He pats his hips as he brags, so certain that I’ll be . . . jealous? And blonde cougar could describe Yvette Horne.
Unless Sebastian’s got two clients who fit that profile?
“Good for you,” I say, playing along. “Going to see my girl too. Not a Sugar Momma, but Zoey’s pretty special.”
I drop her name, hoping Sebastian will do the same.