Chapters (63)
- Also by Lauren Landish
- Chapter 1
- Zoey
- Chapter 2
- Blake
- Chapter 3
- Blake
- Chapter 4
- Zoey
- Chapter 5
- Blake
- Chapter 6
- Zoey
- Chapter 7
- Blake
- Chapter 8
- Zoey
- Chapter 9
- Blake
- Chapter 10
- Zoey
- Chapter 11
- Blake
- Chapter 12
- Zoey
- Chapter 13
- Blake
- Chapter 14
- Zoey
- Chapter 15
- Zoey
- Chapter 16
- Blake
- Chapter 17
- Zoey
- Chapter 18
- Blake
- Chapter 19
- Zoey
- Chapter 20
- Blake
- Chapter 21
- Zoey
- Chapter 22
- Blake
- Chapter 23
- Zoey
- Chapter 24
- Blake
- Chapter 25
- Zoey
- Chapter 26
- Blake
- Chapter 27
- Zoey
- Chapter 28
- Blake
- Epilogue
- Zoey
- Excerpt: My Big Fat Fake Wedding
- Violet—Five Months Ago
- Violet
- About the Author
We open the first bag, and the smell is . . . not too bad. Blake and I look at each other in relief and then with a sigh of resolve, we dig in. We make piles of what we find—possibly useful and totally gross. Mostly, everything goes into the totally gross pile until we have to make a third pile of ‘what the fuck is that?’
There’s a lot of food trash, including some spoiled chicken lunch meat that makes us both retch. We end up needing to pause to re-bag that container and set it outside on the porch.
Which is when Jacob comes in, pinching his nose, and recoils in disgust. “What in Satan’s taint hole is that smell?”
“Trash,” I answer, looking at a receipt. I’m long used to the smell now. And it’s not remotely as bad as post-mortem body scents.
Jacob isn’t. “I can see that. I guess I meant . . . why?”
I look to Blake as I try to decide how much I want to tell Jacob. Is this some top-secret mission? But I don’t keep things from Jacob. It’s one of the deals we have.
So I tell him the truth. “I had a questionable death. Jeff called the case closed, but I have questions. So I’m getting answers.” I hold my gloved hands out, indicating all the trash in front of me.
“How’d she talk you into this insanity?” Jacob asks Blake as though I can’t hear him.
“I’m sitting right here, you know.”
Jacob shoots me an empty-faced glance and then goes right back to Blake, giving him a chin lift of ‘whatcha got?’
Blake chuckles, probably used to this guy game shit. “This was actually my idea. We figured some stuff out—and when I say we, I mean her.” He tilts his head my way, and I’m reminded of the ‘we’ I used for the trash. We really have done this together . . . whatever this is. “We’re digging a little deeper, literally, to see what else turns up.”
Jacob stares at the trash for a second and then gives me a meaningful look. Throwing his bag to the couch, he sits down in the floor across from me. “All right, toss me some gloves and tell me what we’re looking for.”
And that’s how me, Jacob, and Blake spend the next hour going through Yvette Horne’s trash, piece by gross piece. Every ball of hair from a hairbrush, empty toothpaste tube, can of Slim Fast, and junk mailer.
“I found something!” Jacob and Blake say at the same time, though Jacob’s is followed with a groan of disgust.
“What?” I say, not sure which way to look and ending up trying to look both ways at once, which doesn’t work and just gives me a headache from my brain rattling back and forth.