Chapters (41)
- Dexter in the Darkby Jeff Lindsay
- IN THE BEGINNING
- ONE
- TWO
- THREE
- FOUR
- FIVE
- SIX
- SEVEN
- EIGHT
- NINE
- TEN
- ELEVEN
- TWELVE
- THIRTEEN
- FOURTEEN
- FIFTEEN
- SIXTEEN
- SEVENTEEN
- EIGHTEEN
- NINETEEN
- TWENTY
- TWENTY-ONE
- TWENTY-TWO
- TWENTY-THREE
- TWENTY-FOUR
- TWENTY-FIVE
- TWENTY-SIX
- TWENTY-SEVEN
- TWENTY-EIGHT
- TWENTY-NINE
- THIRTY
- THIRTY-ONE
- THIRTY-TWO
- THIRTY-THREE
- THIRTY-FOUR
- THIRTY-FIVE
- THIRTY-SIX
- THIRTY-SEVEN
- THIRTY-EIGHT
- THIRTY-NINE
"Shame on you," I said. "This is no time for that kind of language." "Ha," he said, with his terrible artificial laugh. "But it is, I'm sure of it. Candomblé is like Santeria, but it's Brazilian." "Vince, I have no reason to doubt you on that. My question is, what the hell are you talking about?" He came two steps into the room in a kind of prance, as if his body wanted to take off and he couldn't quite fight it down. "They have a thing about animal heads in some of their rituals," he said. "It's on the Internet." "Really," I said. "Does it say on the Internet that this Brazilian thing barbecues humans, cuts off their heads, and replaces them with ceramic bulls' heads?"
Vince wilted just a bit. "No," he admitted, and he raised his eyebrows hopefully. "But they use animals." "How do they use them, Vince?" I asked.
"Well," he said, and he looked around my little room, possibly for another topic of conversation. "Sometimes they, you know, offer a part to the gods, and then they eat the rest."
"Vince," I said, "are you suggesting that somebody ate the missing heads?"
"No," he said, turning sullen, almost like Cody and Astor might have done. "But they could have." "It would be very crunchy, wouldn't it?"
"All right," he said, exceedingly sulky now. "I'm just trying to help." And he stalked away, without even a small fake smile.
But the chaos had only begun. As my unwanted trip to dreamland indicated, I was already under enough pressure without the added strain of a rampaging sister. But only a few minutes later, my small oasis of peace was ripped asunder once again, this time by Deborah, who came roaring into my office as if pursued by killer bees.
"Come on," she snarled at me. "Come on where?" I asked, quite a reasonable question, I thought, but you would have thought I had asked her to shave her head and paint her skull blue. "Just get in gear, and come on!" she said, so I came on and followed her down to the parking lot and into her car.
"I swear to God," she fumed as she hammered her car through the traffic, "I have never seen Matthews this pissed before. And now it's my fault!" She banged on the horn for emphasis and swerved in front of a van that said PALMVIEW ASSISTED LIVING on the side. "All because some asshole leaked the heads to the press."
"Well, Debs," I said, with all the reasonable soothing I could muster, "I'm sure the heads will turn up." "You're goddamned right they will," she said, narrowly missing a fat man on a bicycle that had huge saddlebags stuffed with scrap metal. "Because I am going to find out which cult the son of a bitch belongs to, and then I'm going to nail the bastard."