“Well,” Mac said with a sheepish grin, “this was fun, but might be time to call it a ball game.”

Slim rocked with silent laughter. This was the funniest thing he’d witnessed since naked boy-naked girl, and it just got better when the guys arrived with the women’s clothes, and much screaming ensued as the wrong guy saw the wrong woman naked.

“Someone poke my eyes out right now,” Evan said. “I just came face-to-face with Janey’s boobs.”

“I should get to see Grace’s,” Joe said. “It’s only fair.”

“Not the same thing,” Evan argued. “Those were sister tits. They don’t even count as tits.”

“Oh yes they do,” Joe said.

“Joseph!” Big Mac bellowed.

“I’d like to say for the record that this wasn’t my idea,” Luke said to Sydney as he handed over her dress.

She yanked it out of his hand. “You’re still in big trouble, mister.”

“Uh-oh,” Luke said. “What does this mean for vacation nookie?”

Sydney’s glare answered for her.

“Where’s Alex?” Jenny screamed.

“He and Grant had to go pee-pee,” Paul told her.

“Oh my God! Don’t look! I’m going to kill him!”

“I’ll help you,” Stephanie said, using her hands to cover the important parts until her clothes were located.

“I’m not looking,” Paul said to Hope. “I only have eyes for my wife.”

“Who will poke your eyes out of your head if you so much as glance at one of my naked friends,” Hope said.

“Awww, baby, come on. You gotta admit it was funny.”

“Hilarious,” Hope said dryly.

“One of my brothers had better bring me my clothes, or you’re going to see more of your new sister than you ever wanted to,” Mallory said.

“Got ’em right here,” Grant said.

“Ladies,” Maddie said, beating off Mac’s hands as he tried to help her get dressed. “This means war. No sex for any of them for the entire time we’re here. Who’s in?”

“Me,” every female voice, except for one, said at the same time.

“Not me,” Grace said as she pressed her naked body against Evan and kissed him. He scooped her up and carried her away while the other women called her a traitor and the guys begged them to change their minds.

But the women weren’t budging, and the guys were shit out of luck, much to Slim’s amusement. How do you spell backfire?

“Told them it was a bad idea,” Big Mac said, shaking his head. “They never listen to their old man.”

“Especially your oldest one,” Frank said.

“True, but I think his wife can handle him.” Big Mac gestured to Maddie, who was marching Mac off the beach with his arm bent behind his back.

“Looks like she won’t be worshiping at the altar of Mac McCarthy this week,” Joe called after them.