Chapters (72)
- Title Page
- Copyright
- Epigraph
- FOREWORD
- INTRODUCTION
- Harding-Pencroft Academy
- The Freshman Class of Harding-Pencroft
- Chapter One
- Chapter Two
- Chapter Three
- Chapter Four
- Chapter Five
- Chapter Six
- Chapter Seven
- Chapter Eight
- Chapter Nine
- Chapter Ten
- Chapter Eleven
- Chapter Twelve
- Chapter Thirteen
- Chapter Fourteen
- Chapter Fifteen
- Chapter Sixteen
- Chapter Seventeen
- Chapter Eighteen
- Chapter Nineteen
- Chapter Twenty
- Chapter Twenty-One
- Chapter Twenty-Two
- Chapter Twenty-Three
- Chapter Twenty-Four
- Chapter Twenty-Five
- Chapter Twenty-Six
- Chapter Twenty-Seven
- Chapter Twenty-Eight
- Chapter Twenty-Nine
- Chapter Thirty
- Chapter Thirty-One
- Chapter Thirty-Two
- Chapter Thirty-Three
- Chapter Thirty-Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five
- Chapter Thirty-Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven
- Chapter Thirty-Eight
- Chapter Thirty-Nine
- Chapter Forty
- Chapter Forty-One
- Chapter Forty-Two
- Chapter Forty-Three
- Chapter Forty-Four
- Chapter Forty-Five
- Chapter Forty-Six
- Chapter Forty-Seven
- Chapter Forty-Eight
- Chapter Forty-Nine
- Chapter Fifty
- Chapter Fifty-One
- Chapter Fifty-Two
- Chapter Fifty-Three
- Chapter Fifty-Four
- Chapter Fifty-Five
- Chapter Fifty-Six
- Chapter Fifty-Seven
- Chapter Fifty-Eight
- Chapter Fifty-Nine
- Chapter Sixty
- Chapter Sixty-One
- Chapter Sixty-Two
- Chapter Sixty-Three
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The rest of us stand there uneasily, looking at one another like, Well, here we are. Now what?
“Make yourself at home!” Nelinha says, mimicking Luca Barsanti. Then she switches to Ophelia’s voice: “But touch nothing!”
Robbie Barr sneezes. “Well, she didn’t say we couldn’t look. I’m going to check out those game consoles.”
“Me, too,” Kay Ramsay says. “Whoa, is that a Nintendo 64?”
Gem gestures at his fellow Sharks. They fan out to examine the room. Nelinha and Meadow Newman conduct a purely visual inspection of the disassembled gadgets on the nearest table.
Halimah sidles up to me. “Cad a cheapann tú?”
The other Dolphins gather around.
“I’m not sure,” I answer, also in Irish, though I doubt any language is safe, given the level of coding we had to do just to get in the front door. “They seem friendly enough. If they were with Land Institute…”
I let that thought drift away unanchored. How would we know if we had walked into a trap? I’m starting to wonder if I’ve made a terrible mistake bringing us here….
Then Robbie Barr does the unthinkable. He stops the video playing on the TV.
I guess he assumed the touch nothing order didn’t apply to entertainment options. As he rummages through the Blu-rays, an outraged howl erupts from one of the side corridors. A humanoid creature waddles into the room, flailing his furry orange arms. My god. It’s an orangutan. And he’s wearing a cooking apron decorated with smiley-face daisies.
The orangutan bares his fangs at Robbie, then says in perfectly clear American Sign Language, NO TURN OFF MARY BERRY.
Chapter Twenty-Seven
The Sharks reach for their guns.
“Stand down!” I yell.
Thankfully, they listen.
“Robbie,” I say, my heart pounding, “put down the remote control and back away.”
Not being an idiot, Robbie does so. I gesture at my friends to give the orange newcomer some space.
The orangutan snatches up the remote control. He returns us to our regularly scheduled program, which appears to be a bunch of British people sweating over the creation of bread puddings.
I approach the orangutan slowly. My hands are out to show they’re empty. The orangutan seems unconcerned about being surrounded by armed humans. He’s no more than five feet tall, but he’s still an impressive and scary-looking guy. He probably weighs as much as I do. He’s definitely got bigger teeth. His face—flat and round with a wispy orange beard—reminds me of picture-book illustrations of the Man in the Moon. Fur cascades off of his limbs like orange fringe curtains. The name JUPITER is stitched onto his smiley-face daisy apron.
When he notices me, I sign, We are sorry about the TV. I see you speak sign language.