Chapters (58)
- Title Page
- Dedication
- 1 SCARAB
- 2 HOME INVASION
- 3 THE PLAN, SUCH AS IT IS
- 4 BRING ME THE HEAD OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT
- 5 THE REVENGERS’ CLUB
- 6 INTO THE SANCTUARY
- 7 BACK TO ARANMORE
- 8 CALLING DIBS
- 9 DEAD NEW WORLD
- 10 BLOOD AND BULLETS
- 11 THE FACELESS ONES
- 12 DOWN THE BARREL
- 13 NO THANKS
- 14 THE FACT OF THE MATTER
- 15 BACK ON CEMETERY ROAD
- 16 THE TEMPLE
- 17 DEAD MAN TALKING
- 18 DARQUESSE
- 19 THE NEW PET
- 20 THE ZOMBIE HORDE
- 21 THE RAID
- 22 THE MAN WHO KILLED ESRYN VANGUARD
- 23 CRUX
- 24 THE PLOT THICKENS…
- 25 LAST VAMPIRE STANDING
- 26 KIDNAPPED
- 27 WHEN KENSPECKLE MET SCARAB
- 28 THE MIDNIGHT HOTEL
- 29 THE SIT-DOWN
- 30 MID-AFTRNOON OF THE DEAD
- 31 BILLY-RAY
- 32 THINGS GET WORSE
- 33 POSSESSED
- 34 THE MEETING
- 35 MYRON STRAY
- 36 PLAYTIME
- 37 CHINA’S DARK SECRET
- 38 THE CASTLE
- 39 HOLLOW MAN
- 40 WITH GORDON
- 41 THE EXORCISTS
- 42 THE NECROMANCERS
- 43 THE ROAD TO CROKE PARK
- 44 REVENGE
- 45 SEARCHING FOR SCARAB
- 46 ENDGAME
- 47 CRAZY
- 48 A QUIET MOMENT
- 49 ESCORTING THE PRISONER
- 50 BACK TO HAGGARD
- 51 WHISPERS
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- Cover Page
A hand reached in, closed around Mr Jib’s wrist, and he was jerked forward.
“Hey, no, wait,” he said and then he was yanked out through the window before Skulduggery or Valkyrie could reach him. He didn’t even have time to scream.
“Oh my God,” Miss Nuncio said.
“Do you get many of your linguistics sorcerers eaten alive then?” Sanguine asked lazily.
The hotel door burst open, shoving the sofa and the table back, and the zombies came spilling through.
Skulduggery’s gun roared, again and again. Zombies stumbled and fell, and Skulduggery reloaded while Valkyrie hurled fireballs. A flaming zombie came stumbling and Valkyrie cracked the table leg against its head. It hit the ground and tried to get up, but the other zombies trampled over it.
The bookcase toppled and Miss Nuncio was at the window, battering the zombies who were trying to crawl through. One got past Skulduggery and Valkyrie then charged at Sanguine. Sanguine cursed and lost the table leg, and the zombie pushed him back against the wall. Sanguine swung punches to no effect, then his hand closed around its throat. He pushed with all his strength, keeping those biting jaws away from him. He twisted and the zombie was forced up against the wall. The wall crumbled and its head sank through. Sanguine stepped away, leaving the puzzled zombie stuck there.
Skulduggery was out of bullets. He dropped the revolver and curled his hands. The air closed around the nearest zombie and it froze, gurgling slightly, before Skulduggery swept his arms wide and its head flew from its body.
Valkyrie punched a hole through a zombie’s chest with her shadows. It staggered forward and she ducked under it, bringing the shadows back and turning them sharp. They sliced through the zombie’s ankle and it toppled over. She hefted the table leg in both hands and used it like a baseball bat on the next one to get near. It stumbled over its fallen friend and knocked a third one down. They weren’t too bright, these zombies.
A big zombie rushed her and wrapped its arms around her. Its mouth was on her shoulder, trying to bite through. The table leg fell from Valkyrie’s hand as she was taken off her feet and carried backwards. She hit the wall beside the door to the kitchen, and the big zombie tried to take a bite out of her face. She raised her arms sharply, loosening its hold on her, and dropped to the ground. It moaned something, pitiful and disappointed, and she pushed at the air and launched it away from her.
She got up and Sanguine came crashing into her. They both went sprawling into the kitchen, the zombie who had thrown him following them in.