Chapters (48)
- CRIMINAL MACABRE
- Criminal Macabre: The Complete Cal McDonald Stories
- Foreword
- Savage Membrane
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
- 13
- 14
- 15
- 16
- 17
- 18
- 19
- 20
- 21
- 22
- 23
- 24
- 25
- 26
- 27
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Dial M for Monster
- The Dead Don’t Die
- Doll Face
- Soul Sucker
- Stitch
- EATER
- Big Fat Hairy Deal
- A Proper Monster
- All My Bloody Things
- All My Bloody Things
- The Dead Son
- The Dead Son
- Out of Water
- Out of Water
- Author
“My cousin owns a rental place. You go there and he’ll hook you up. Just tell him Benito Cruz sent you.”
Benito called his cousin and told him to expect a big ugly white dude, then gave me walking directions to the lot. I thanked the semi-vampires and walked off. It was the first time in my life I’d turned my back on a vampire, but true to their word, they didn’t attack. Nice neighborhood.
Benito’s cousin’s lot was a little dump of a place off Ventura Boulevard, but he had a nice selection of cars. I laid down a decent chunk of the cash Simon had loaned me and got set up with a jet-black ’63 Pontiac Catalina. The car roared like a fucking lion. I probably should have went with a cheap Honda Civic or something, but the Catalina just cried out to me. Besides, I’d look like a jackass in the Civic. I put down as much cash as I could, but because I was “friends” with Benito, the cousin would let me pay off the balance later.
I rumbled from Ventura to the freeway and headed toward downtown Los Angeles. It was way past the time I said I’d meet Jerry, but I figured he’d wait.
I arrived at the warehouse loft a little before eight. The street was deserted. Strictly urban. I saw a couple crackheads milling around an alley, but that was it. I guessed downtown L.A. wasn’t the happening spot for hipsters or the undead.
The pill I popped had hit a little harder than I’d expected, so I was pretty jumpy. I parked my new ride outside the drab building. It was flat gray with clouded, dirty windows and a door that looked like a loading dock. I hit the intercom beside the double steel doors.
No sooner had the bell rung than a voice started yelling from somewhere inside. It was a female voice, high pitched and panicked. She screamed that she’d be there in a second. My guess was that it was Myra.
Bingo. She answered the door wrapped in a towel, and her hair was dripping wet. She had a tattoo of flaming dice on her right shoulder and a tribal design around her wrist. Her hair was black and cut with shorter-than-Betty Page short bangs. I guess I was wrong about the hipsters.
“Oh, I thought it was Joey. Sorry, you must be Jerry’s friend. Uh, you want to come in?”
“Yeah, that was the idea.”
She pulled the door open a little more, told me to make myself at home, then scrambled up a cold flight of cement stairs. As I entered the warehouse, I noticed the stairs didn’t go down any further. If there was a way into the basement that Jerry mentioned, I couldn’t see it.
I followed Myra up the stairs. She was small and thin and looked like a spider monkey as she took the steps two at a time. Her towel had come open in the back. I looked away.