Chapters (48)
- CRIMINAL MACABRE
- Criminal Macabre: The Complete Cal McDonald Stories
- Foreword
- Savage Membrane
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
- 13
- 14
- 15
- 16
- 17
- 18
- 19
- 20
- 21
- 22
- 23
- 24
- 25
- 26
- 27
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Dial M for Monster
- The Dead Don’t Die
- Doll Face
- Soul Sucker
- Stitch
- EATER
- Big Fat Hairy Deal
- A Proper Monster
- All My Bloody Things
- All My Bloody Things
- The Dead Son
- The Dead Son
- Out of Water
- Out of Water
- Author
I didn’t want to, but I watched as he sliced a piece of my flesh from the jiggling chunk of thigh. He pinned the edge with the fork and sawed with the knife until he had a small, relatively hairless, piece of people meat to taste. It wobbled on the fork as he lifted it to his mouth and shoved it inside.
He chewed on me for a good minute, rolled me in his mouth, and then, finally, swallowed with a big, loud gulp. I could almost hear the last of me sliding down his gullet.
He looked around the room in that food-taster sort of manner then went back to the plate for the next slice.
“How am I?” I asked as sarcastic as I could summon. I was hurting, dizzy.
“Meat’s good,” he said smacking his lips. “Chewy.”
I felt sick. When I looked down the fish-shaped oval wound on my thigh was bleeding so badly my leg was drenched and dripping hot gore.
Junior decided he liked me I guess because he started slicing up the fillet of McDonald on the plate into evenly cut, easy-to-chew strips. I watched him closely as he ate one strip, chewed, then moved onto the next. Each one he chewed, hair, blood, and all, and swallowed without showing any effects.
I glanced at the Hughes boy. His head was down but I could see movement around his arms. Good boy, I thought, he’s working those ropes.
Junior finished the last of the meat and then licked the plate. I watched him, looking for any signs. He seemed to be acting exactly as he had before . . . until he didn’t. I saw his eyes flutter and he sort of swayed as he rubbed his face.
Junior smiled and turned and as soon as he did, I saw my incredibly stupid plan had worked. I might have the tolerance built up to take a handful of painkillers, pot, and whiskey and live to tell about it, but Junior the cannibal obviously did not.
He was wasted.
Eating me had wasted him.
I was toxic.
Junior stumbled forward rubbing his face and laughed. He looked like a big freak. He just wasn’t close enough yet, but it was most definitely kicking time.
“How’s it going there, Junior?” I asked. “Ready for another serving?”
El Beardo Boy laughed again and looked at me like I was his best friend in the whole wide world. I tried to look pleasant but I was holding onto consciousness like a redneck gripping a greased pig. I was gonna slip any second. I had to egg him on.
“Come on, big boy,” I said, “You can eat more than just one little piece of me!”