Chapters (48)
- CRIMINAL MACABRE
- Criminal Macabre: The Complete Cal McDonald Stories
- Foreword
- Savage Membrane
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
- 13
- 14
- 15
- 16
- 17
- 18
- 19
- 20
- 21
- 22
- 23
- 24
- 25
- 26
- 27
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Guns, Drugs, and Monsters
- Dial M for Monster
- The Dead Don’t Die
- Doll Face
- Soul Sucker
- Stitch
- EATER
- Big Fat Hairy Deal
- A Proper Monster
- All My Bloody Things
- All My Bloody Things
- The Dead Son
- The Dead Son
- Out of Water
- Out of Water
- Author
The old fart looked at me with a static stare. “I suppose it’s time we all come clean. I assume you have the key, then? Am I right?”
Fuck it, I thought. This guy knew what was happening. I didn’t. Part of wading through the murk of the macabre is knowing when to throw in the towel. I pulled the key out of my pocket, letting the brain go. It flew back to the old man. I threw him the key.
“This was part of the deal I had with Annette,” he said. “She knew I couldn’t leave without the key.”
As he spoke he worked the key under his collar until we heard a loud cracking sound. Then he turned it and the skin of his head split open. He grabbed it with both hands and tore it back and off. It all became a little clearer when I saw his real face.
He was a greenish-gray, with no nose or ears. He had huge eyes that blinked slowly and smoothly. Just like those stupid UFO drawings you see in the tabloids. The head was a lot smaller than you’d think, but I guess compared to the skinny body it was a pretty large melon.
All I could think about was Sabrina off in Mexico taking pictures of crop circles, and I had the real deal right in front of me. She was gonna shit.
The old man alien-thing reached into his pocket without moving his big blinking eyes from us. He pulled out a device that was about the size and shape of a television remote, and pointed it at us.
I jumped a bit. Mo’Lock, beside me, stepped forward just a touch. It was his way of saying he had my back.
A misty ray of sorts came from the object. A thin light-like line appeared like a flashlight in fog. It didn’t touch either the ghoul or me, but connected with the little beast and grew slowly around it like a spreading stain on cloth. Then, as if it couldn’t resist, the creature was pulled by the light that surrounded it to the alien’s side.
We all stood there for a moment in the quiet of the park just sort of studying each other: me, the ghoul, one alien, one alien animal, and a flying brain. The little monster looked agitated, but could do nothing to free itself from the grip of the light.