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  1. Call Me Joe
  2. Editor’s Introduction
  3. Poul Anderson by Greg Bear
  4. Call Me Joe
  5. Prayer in War
  6. Tomorrow’s Children
  7. Kinnison’s Band
  8. The Helping Hand
  9. Wildcat
  10. Clausius’ Chaos
  11. Journey’s End
  12. Heinlein’s Stories
  13. Logic
  14. Time Patrol
  15. The First Love
  16. The Double-Dyed Villains
  17. To a Tavern Wench
  18. The Immortal Game
  19. Backwardness
  20. Haiku
  21. Genius
  22. There Will Be Other Times
  23. The Live Coward
  24. Ballade of an Artificial Satellite
  25. Time Lag
  26. The Man Who Came Early
  27. Autumn
  28. Turning Point
  29. Honesty
  30. The Alien Enemy
  31. Eventide
  32. Enough Rope
  33. The Sharing of Flesh
  34. Barbarous Allen
  35. Welcome
  36. Flight to Forever
  37. Sea Burial
  38. Barnacle Bull
  39. To Jack Williamson
  40. Time Heals
  41. MacCannon
  42. The Martian Crown Jewels
  43. Then Death Will Come
  44. Prophecy
  45. Einstein’s Distress
  46. Kings Who Die
  47. Ochlan
  48. Starfog
  49. Want to read more?
  50. About the Author, Artist, and Publisher
  51. Publication History
  52. Acknowledgments
  53. Praise for the works of Poul Anderson

“Well, naturally. I compute a higher likelihood of ultimate success if we followed a strategy of…no matter now.”

Diaz leaned forward. His heart slammed. “So this is a command ship,” he exclaimed “I thought so.”

The blue eyes weighed him with care. “If I give any further information,” Rostock said—softly, but the muscles tightened along his jaw—“you must accept the conditions I set forth.”

“I do,” Diaz got out.

“I realize that you do so in the hope of passing on the secret to your countrymen,” Rostock said. “You may as well forget about that. You won’t get the chance.”

“Then why do you want to tell me? You won’t make a Unie out of me, General.” The words sounded too stuck up, Diaz decided. “That is, I respect your people and so forth, but…uh…my loyalties lie elsewhere”

“Agreed. I don’t hope or plan to change them. At least, not in an easterly direction.” Rostock drew hard on his cigarette, let smoke stream from his nostrils, and squinted through it. “The microphone is turned down,” he remarked. “We cannot be overheard unless we shout. I must warn you, if you make any attempt to reveal what I am about to say to you to any of my own people, I shall not merely deny it but order you sent out the airlock. It is that important.”

Diaz rubbed his hands on his trousers. The palms were wet. “Okay,” he said.

“Not that I mean to browbeat you, Captain,” said Rostock hastily. “What I offer is friendship. In the end, maybe, peace.” He sat a while longer, looking at the wall, before his glance shifted back to Diaz. Suppose you begin the discussion. Ask me what you like.”

“Uh…” Diaz floundered about, as if he’d been leaning on a door that was thrown open. “Uh…well, was I right? Is this a command ship?”

“Yes. It performs every function of a flag dreadnaught, except that it seldom engages in direct combat. The tactical advantages are obvious. A smaller, lighter vessel can get about much more readily, hence be a correspondingly more effective directrix. Furthermore, if due caution is exercised, we are not likely to be detected and fired at. The massive armament of a dreadnaught is chiefly to stave off the missiles that can annihilate the command post within. Ships of this class avoid that whole problem by avoiding attack in the first place.”

“But your computer! You, you must have developed a combat computer as…small and rugged as an autopilot… I thought miniaturization was our specialty.”

Rostock laughed.

“And you’d still need a large human staff,” Diaz protested. “Bigger than the whole crew of this ship!

“Wouldn’t you?” he finished weakly.

Rostock shook his head. “No.” His smile faded. “Not under this new system. I am the computer.”

“What?”

“Look.” Rostock pulled off his hood.

The head beneath was hairless, not shaved but depilated. A dozen silvery plates were set into it, flush with the scalp; in them were plug outlets. Rostock pointed toward the office. “The rest of me is in there,” he said. “I need only set the jacks into the appropriate points of myself, and I become…no, not part of the computer. It becomes part of me.”