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  1. Call Me Joe
  2. Editor’s Introduction
  3. Poul Anderson by Greg Bear
  4. Call Me Joe
  5. Prayer in War
  6. Tomorrow’s Children
  7. Kinnison’s Band
  8. The Helping Hand
  9. Wildcat
  10. Clausius’ Chaos
  11. Journey’s End
  12. Heinlein’s Stories
  13. Logic
  14. Time Patrol
  15. The First Love
  16. The Double-Dyed Villains
  17. To a Tavern Wench
  18. The Immortal Game
  19. Backwardness
  20. Haiku
  21. Genius
  22. There Will Be Other Times
  23. The Live Coward
  24. Ballade of an Artificial Satellite
  25. Time Lag
  26. The Man Who Came Early
  27. Autumn
  28. Turning Point
  29. Honesty
  30. The Alien Enemy
  31. Eventide
  32. Enough Rope
  33. The Sharing of Flesh
  34. Barbarous Allen
  35. Welcome
  36. Flight to Forever
  37. Sea Burial
  38. Barnacle Bull
  39. To Jack Williamson
  40. Time Heals
  41. MacCannon
  42. The Martian Crown Jewels
  43. Then Death Will Come
  44. Prophecy
  45. Einstein’s Distress
  46. Kings Who Die
  47. Ochlan
  48. Starfog
  49. Want to read more?
  50. About the Author, Artist, and Publisher
  51. Publication History
  52. Acknowledgments
  53. Praise for the works of Poul Anderson

“Yes, yes, I know all that,” said Hart. “But what kind of future—?”

“Who knows?” The doctor shrugged. “But I don’t think it will be too hard to adjust. I rather imagine that a smart Roman or Elizabethan Englishman, say, could do very well for himself in the present. Besides, at the rate medical science is advancing, I don’t think anyone will be in here longer than fifty or a hundred years.”

“And making a living—”

“You invested all your money as safely as possible before coming here, didn’t you? You’ll still have it when you awake, then, or the equivalent of it if they change the fiscal system. The Crypt staff will see to that if it isn’t taken care of automatically. You’ll also have quite a bit of accumulated interest.”

Hart nodded his sleek dark head. “It seems as sound a proposition as human ingenuity can make it,” he said. He added wryly, “Anyway, there’s no point in quibbling, not when the old man with the scythe is so close.”

“Quite so,” said the doctor.

They came to the end of the passage, where a great vault door sealed off the Crypt itself. The doctor worked the multiple combination lock, remarking idly, “Even if this whole place should be destroyed, the sleepers would be safe. Literally nothing from outside except a neutralizing field can penetrate the stasis. You could be buried under ten tons of earth without its making any difference—till they dug you out and opened your field.”

“There are things worse than death,” muttered Hart, and then added quickly, “but hardly worse than death by cancer.”

“Quite.” The doctor started the little motor which opened the huge door. “In a way,” he said, “I envy you. You’ll wake up rich, in a society which is better than ours—it must be, it couldn’t be much worse—and has all the great new adventures we’re just beginning to glimpse—the planets, the stars…” He shrugged. “I may see you again, of course. They’re working hard on the cancer problem right now. But I’ll be a pretty old man then.”

Hart nodded. “Benjamin Franklin once said he wished that, after he was dead, somebody would wake him every hundred years and tell him what happened. I see his point.”

They entered the Crypt. The room was a huge one, cold in steel and concrete and the white fluorescent lighting. There was little about to suggest the sensation it was arousing in the outer world. It looked much like a burial vault—a sinister thought, that, and one which Hart did his best to abolish—with its long row on row of steel caskets sliding into the walls. Each box, Hart noticed, had a complete case history engraved on its end.

The doctor followed his eye. “Those supplement our other records, in case they get lost,” he said. “The future physicians can read directly what is the matter with each patient. And just in case something should happen to the Crypt itself, everyone takes another case history into stasis with him, like the one you’re carrying now. So if it should become necessary, if nothing else survived, you could always be ‘wakened’ for the sole purpose of reexamination. But all those precautions are more for the benefit of worriers than because we think they’ll ever be needed.”