He was a little sharp-featured, but a wide mouth and dark thick eyebrows saved his face from austerity. His hair was foxy brown, glossy in the oil-lamp light. I could imagine people telling him he was handsome. Bad for his character, probably. He had a tapering, athletic look, and long legs. I was surprised at how much the six blocks seemed to have taken out of him. He looked more durable than that. He wore a polished cotton jacket in the style the SouthAm meres had affected, back before the Big Bang. It might have been that old, too; the glossy finish had dimmed along every surface subject to friction.

He opened his eyes, and they seemed to take a moment to clear, as if he’d been in pain and it was passing away. His eyes were darker than I’d expected, piercing as the stare of some fearless animal. They fastened on me and he grinned, wide and crooked.

“Well, thank you,” he said.

“What?”

“Never mind.” With the whole of his mobile face, he was laughing at me. He just wasn’t using his lungs.

I folded my arms over my knees, as if I was prepared to stay where I was in spite of him or an entire migratory flock of gray-suited, pink-haired men. “So, what the hell did you do that for?”

He looked confused for a moment. Then he dropped down onto the curb next to me, stretched out his legs, and leaned back on his elbows. “Nothing personal. I’m figuring to get to heaven on the strength of my good deeds.” His grin was strictly nonporous; nothing would get past it.

I looked at him, my mouth partway open in case some telling comment came to mind, and waited for the explanation that was owed me. He would realize it soon, that he owed me.

“Okay, okay. But you gotta keep this to yourself, all right?” He shifted on the pavement, settling in for a long chat. “I’m an agent from the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. Those folks back there are ops of the Nic government in exile. See, they thought you were one of our guys.” He shook his head. “Probably figured to torture you for the location of our headquarters. ”

I made my eyes big. “Then if they try again, I just have to click my heels together three times to get away?”

“You got it.”

“Who the hell are you?”

“Oh! I’m sorry.” He smiled and stuck out his right hand. “Mick Skinner. Call me Mick, or Skinner, or whatever you want.”

He had a quarter twist of accent that I thought might be Texas. There was no guile in his face, only an alert sort of sweetness (except for those eyes). It annoyed me. Either Mick Skinner was the village idiot, or he didn’t rate me high enough to deserve a little cunning. Unless that was the most thorough cunning of all.

Then I recalled that the people in the City who would know his joke could be numbered on one hand and leave fingers left over. Only a few more would have gotten mine, about the heels. But he had.