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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Blame Iton Paris
  3. Copyright Notice
  4. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  5. Book One
  6. One
  7. Two
  8. Three
  9. Four
  10. Five
  11. Six
  12. Seven
  13. Eight
  14. Nine
  15. Ten
  16. Eleven
  17. Twelve
  18. Thirteen
  19. Fourteen
  20. Fifteen
  21. Sixteen
  22. Seventeen
  23. Eighteen
  24. Nineteen
  25. Twenty
  26. Twenty-one
  27. Book Two
  28. Twenty-two
  29. Twenty-three
  30. Twenty-four
  31. Twenty-five
  32. Twenty-six
  33. Twenty-seven
  34. Twenty-eight
  35. Twenty-nine
  36. Thirty
  37. Thirty-one
  38. Thirty-two
  39. Thirty-three
  40. Thirty-four
  41. Thirty-five
  42. Thirty-six
  43. Thirty-seven
  44. Thirty-eight
  45. Thirty-nine

The owner of a red 1968 Fiat convertible popped up the rear of his car and pulled out a tool chest that had been somehow tucked against his motor. A one-armed man cocked open the hood of the recalcitrant Renault with his shoulder and plied a wrench. A collection of heads—38 percent of them gray and 60 percent silvery white—gathered once more around the obstreperous vehicle as phrases flew: “Carburetor?” “Air filter?” “No, maybe the spark plug.”

Sébastien’s mother took a picture of me and wandered over to my side of the road. “It’s always like this,” she said. “Fortunately these old cars usually don’t take long to fix. Although I’ve known of at least one time when they finally had to tow a car back. Are you having fun?”

“It’s wonderful!”

She smiled at that, but I kept my guard up. Last night’s salad episode had marked me.

Our route wound into a small range of mountains, steep rock cutting up through the vines and trees. A herd of goats cropped grass on a long, green slope that curved downward toward a creek and then arched up again in a field of lavender, where a little stone house tucked in between two bushes. We must have stalled every fifteen minutes, and every time in a place no one could regret getting stuck in. I didn’t regret it, anyway. I could have ridden in that red Torpedo and stalled every few miles from one end of France to the other and still been happy. We stalled by lavender fields, in river gorges, and in a village of golden stone about the size of a chessboard, with tiny bridges arching over a disciplined, finger-width river that had flowers growing along its banks.

“Having fun, crevette?” Sébastien murmured, pinching my nose.

I frowned and put my fists on my hips. “I am not a crevette.” We had discussed this several times already in our relationship.

“Sure you are,” Sébastien murmured. He grinned. “You have a pink nose again.”

“I do not!” I said indignantly. “And if I do, it’s only because you keep pinching it!”

He laughed. “Pinky shrump,” he whispered in English as we climbed back into the car, his tone a caress.

By lunchtime, leisurely and heavy on olives, eaten high in the hills, everyone was relaxed, except for me, surrounded by salad-wielding French. I eyed the olive tapenade for potential traps, but nothing happened. Well, Sébastien’s stepfather turned his full attention on me, and I think it might have slipped out that I had never seen Bullitt and didn’t know what kind of car Steve Mc-Queen had driven in it. “A Buick?” I offered. Well, they both started with a B-U.