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Chapters (53)
  1. Dedication
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Chapter One
  4. Chapter Two
  5. Chapter Three
  6. Chapter Four
  7. Chapter Five
  8. Chapter Six
  9. Chapter Seven
  10. Chapter Eight
  11. Chapter Nine
  12. Chapter Ten
  13. Chapter Eleven
  14. Chapter Twelve
  15. Chapter Thirteen
  16. Chapter Fourteen
  17. Chapter Fifteen
  18. Chapter Sixteen
  19. Chapter Seventeen
  20. Chapter Eighteen
  21. Chapter Nineteen
  22. Chapter Twenty
  23. Chapter Twenty-One
  24. Chapter Twenty-Two
  25. Chapter Twenty-Three
  26. Chapter Twenty-Four
  27. Chapter Twenty-Five
  28. Chapter Twenty-Six
  29. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  30. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  31. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  32. Chapter Thirty
  33. Chapter Thirty-One
  34. Chapter Thirty-Two
  35. Chapter Thirty-Three
  36. Chapter Thirty-Four
  37. Chapter Thirty-Five
  38. Chapter Thirty-Six
  39. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  40. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  41. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  42. Chapter Forty
  43. Chapter Forty-One
  44. Chapter Forty-Two
  45. Chapter Forty-Three
  46. Chapter Forty-Four
  47. Chapter Forty-Five
  48. Chapter Forty-Six
  49. Epilogue
  50. DCI Logan Returns in…
  51. Hoon. Coming soon.
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Billy picked up a coffee cup, gave it a shake to check the fill level, then placed it down on the counter again. “Not often, no. That was the first time he’d been in here, in fact. Ever. To be honest, I’m not even sure he knew it was my shop. He’d dropped his phone. Smashed the screen. Needed a replacement.”

“And did you fix it?” Logan asked.

“Yes. It took a couple of days because I had to wait for the screen to come in, but I fixed it. iPhone 11. Good phone. I’m an Android man myself, but you can’t fault the Apple build.”

“So, he came back in for it once you’d fixed it?”

Billy shook his head. “No. He had me send it on. Never bloody paid me, either.”

“You sent it to his home?”

“To an office address. His production company. He made… videos. Weddings, maybe? I’m not sure what. Doing well, by the sounds of things,” he said, and he tried very hard to keep the note of bitterness from his voice.

“Aye, we heard about that,” Logan said, taking note of the tone. “Did you keep in touch? Before he came in to get his phone fixed, I mean. Have you kept in contact over the years?”

There was a blowing out of cheeks and a shrug of slender shoulders. Something about the movements came very close to making Logan laugh, although he’d be damned if he could explain why. “Sometimes. Not often. But yes. From time to time.”

“I’d heard you’d had a falling out. That was why the act stopped.”

“God, yes. Huge,” Billy confirmed. “It was awful. It got really quite acrimonious for a while.”

“But you made up?”

“Not really, no.”

“Oh. So, what happened to get you talking again?”

Billy gave another shrug, and this time pulled a face that could only be described as ‘comically befuddled.’

“Thirty-odd years, I suppose. The mellowing that comes with old age. The perspective it brings. We were young men, then, full of fire. Archie was determined we were going to crack America. I thought we should play it safe here, but he was all big talk about Vegas. And Hollywood, of all the bloody places.”

He drummed his fingers on the counter and looked around at the shop, as if only just seeing it properly for the first time.

“And now look at me. Failed comedian. Failed teacher. Failing shopkeeper.” He clucked his tongue against the roof of his mouth. “We lost a lot of money with that American Dream tour. Almost everything, in fact.”

Tyler jumped in before Logan could continue. “Sorry, you were a teacher?”